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@diogenes-daughter
Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it’s pure gold.
This is a professional shitpost roleplay.
I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.
✧* Vintage Flower Fairies by Cicely Mary Barker ✧*
Me: Mom!
Mom: What did you do? Burn your wrap or set the toaster oven on fire?
Me: One of those, not the other.
Mom: You burnt your wrap.
Me: No …
So. Mom finally decided to replace that particular toaster with the one we gave her 2 years ago for Christmas. .... But only since it decided to stop working.
Me: *Is distracted*
Commercial thing: Alita battle angel.
Me: *perks up* Aelita? Our pink haired tech angel?
Me: Wait . . . What do you mean this isn't Code Lyoko?!
"If Westchester County is 'upstate', then the second floor of the Empire State Building is 'low earth orbit'."
--- Dad, during a conversation about "How the New Yawkas See the Rest of Us."
Me: Mom!
Mom: What did you do? Burn your wrap or set the toaster oven on fire?
Me: One of those, not the other.
Mom: You burnt your wrap.
Me: No . . .
Me: I'm scared.
Dad: Of what?
Me: Stupidity.
Dad: That's a reasonable thing to be scared of.
Mother's Day
Me: Mom, what do you want for Mother's Day?
Mom: Just like with every other holiday I don't expect anything.
Me: That's not helpful.
Father's Day
Me: Dad, what do you want for Father's Day?
Dad: Just get me a bag of pistachios and a card.
Dad: Actually, forget the card. Just get me two bags of pistachios.
Me: I can do that.
Stranger: What type of GPS do you use?
Grandpa: An Atlas.
Stranger: I've never head of that brand.
(You would think there would be a brand of GPS called Atlas, honestly.)
"It's not your fault your mother's a bitch."
- My Dad
During a lecture about ID Politics.
Me: But I was raised not to let my identities define me?
Dad: You are a radical.
Me: What's that make you?
Dad: Satan.
Me: Mud is evil.
Dad: I'd say it's more chaotic neutral.
