A Cat Among Pigeons

  "Don’t get married if you have dyspepsia. Weak stomachs are pretty sure to breed misery in the household"  

[gothhabiba]

tfw you’re a young woman in the mid-nineteenth century who’s causing your parents consternation due to how many wax candles you burn so you can read in bed after dark, an expensive and dangerous activity associated with frivolous literature widely read by youth, ladies, and the lower classes, and commonly believed to cause ill health of various kinds

[muirin007]

A Victorian Fancy Dress Ball: Popular Costumes of the Late 19th Century

During the Victorian era, fancy dress balls were one of the grandest and most fashionable ways for a society hostess to make her mark. These magnificent, costumed affairs were widely reported in 19th century newspapers, with a great deal of attention paid to who was wearing what. Guests dressed up as historical figures such as Marie Antoinette or Napoleon. They also wore more creative costumes—many of which were recommended in fancy dress advice manuals and costume books.

Following up to this post, here’s a fantastic look at Victorian “fancy dress balls”–they were all the rage at the time, but really picked up in the later half of the century where the focus was more on self-expression than hiding oneself, as was the case at 18th-century masquerades (Phantom hearkens back to this earlier tradition, but the idea of a masquerade hiding one’s true identity also works perfectly for its theatrical setting).

Here are some wackier costumes from fancy dress balls. I’m in love with this one:

And look! A bee!

Here’s a fashion plate with some costume ideas from across the centuries (and of course, we wouldn’t be in the Victorian era if there weren’t a bit of tone-deaf cultural appropriation with the Native American costume.):

It was actually common for women to wear shorter skirts at these balls so they could show off their fabulous boots (as you see above, and as is the case with Christine’s stage version of the Star Princess dress):

Depending on your host, masks of all kinds were welcome, so you were free to be as unsettlingly disturbing as you wanted while you lounged by the punch bowl and made rabbit eyes at the eligible young heiress whose hand in marriage comes with fifty thousand pounds a year and a lifetime of resentment because women’s rights didn’t exist yet:

Suppose you can’t make it to the most fashionable balls London or Paris this season. If it’s 1883 and you are Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt and happen to have $6 million of disposable income at your fingertips, why not throw your own fancy dress ball for New York City’s elite (and spend millions on champagne alone)? And why don’t you one-up every single one of your guests by dressing as that most wondrous of new inventions, Edison’s electric light? I defy the Rockefellers to steal your spotlight when the spotlight in question could very easily electrocute them.

Like flowers? Of course you do. Like spring? Oh, my God, do you ever. Like pretending you’re but a mere shepherdess, giggling and flouncing away from the advances of the blacksmith’s apprentice? GOOD LORD, YES. Like  the 18th century? HELL YES, OH MAN, GIMME THAT ROCOCO SPRING FLOWER EXPLOSION:

BUT WAIT! You’re not gonna let that Rococo Spring Flower Explosion HARLOT flounce away with your suitor, are you? HELL NO, YOU ARE NOT. Which is why you are prepared to send her running dressed as a GORGEOUS FREAKING BUTTERFLY:

But where would a butterfly be without a lovely flower upon which to perch? Enter your secret lesbian lover, the Rose:

Or, if you’re uncomfortable with NOT being the center of attention every waking moment, you could just pull the equivalent of one-upping the bride at a wedding by wearing white and come dressed as the DAMN SUN:

But maybe you’re more of the goth persuasion. Might I suggest a tasteful sorceress?

A dainty Batman ensemble to match your wife’s delicate moth angel gown?

Vampire mistress of the night, perhaps?

Actually, bat motifs were an extremely popular costume option, not just in the 19th century, but also at 18th century balls:

But if it’s 1880 and you want to carry on grandma’s bat tradition, this might be a more modern take on a pocket-sized blood-sucking demon:

Or this:

You are so thrilled to attend the costume ball like the goth nightmare you are, you can hardly contain your enthusiasm:

Here is a tastefully acceptable take on Satan. Might I sample your punch, Mrs. Higgenbottom, before I make away with your soul?

“Oh, Ella!”

“Yes, Constance?”

“Oh, I do so love your seagull gown.”

“Oh, why thank you, my dear friend!”

“But I’ve not the slightest idea what I shall wear to the ball!”

“Why, Constance, it is a simple matter of identifying something near and dear to your heart and then adapting it into a suitable costume. I, for example, find solace in the sea, particularly in the birds of the sea, and most particularly when they nose-dive into and defecate upon the boat, shrieking like banshees in heat. Hence, the seagulls adorning my gown. What do you like the very most, Constance?” “MOTHER-EFFING LOBSTERS.”

Or, maybe you’re just a shameless ho and don’t give a brass farthing about showing your ankles, your calves, your thighs, or your hoo-ha at the Embassy Ball, in which case, blaze it:

[the-honey-dukes-deac]

It is safe to assume that at any given moment I want to go back to reading my book in peace instead of having to do things.

[edwardiansuggestions]

laugh intolerably

[diogenessyndrome]

Victorian makeup tutorial

To keep the face fresh, I advise coating the face with opium overnight, followed by a soft wash of ammonia in the morning. For the woman with sparse eyebrows and eyelashes, mercury was often recommended as a nightly eye treatment.

[victoriansuggestion]

be a common hussey

[diogenessyndrome]

Alice in Wonderland syndrome

also known as Todd's syndrome or dysmetropsia it is a neuropsychological condition that distorts visual perceptions. such as micropsia (objects appearing small), macropsia (objects appearing large), pelopsia (objects appearing to be closer than they are), or teleopsia (objects appearing to be further away than they are)

A person with alice in wonderland syndrome might also lose a sense of time similar to lack of spatial perspective. Time might appear to pass more slowly than usual as the lack of time and space perspective leads to a disorder sense of the passing of time.

those effected by alice in wonderland syndrome can also experience disturbances in sound perception. noises could be amplified or distorted.

as you could tell alice in wonderland syndrome was named after Lewis Carroll's famous 19th-century novel Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. In the story, Alice, experiences numerous situations similar to those of micropsia and macropsia. such as eating a piece of cake and growing gigantic and drinking a potion to grow small. 

[diogenessyndrome]

Facts about the humors

PLEASE TELL ME IF ANY OF THIS IS INCORRECT!

Sanguine

Air element

most plentiful in the body

Means the feeling of joy or mirth

the humor of blood

its the latin for blood so duh

Phlegmatic

Associated with apathetic behavior

made by phlegm

okay so phlegm is like mucus but its a kind of slight disease

water element

Cold & wet

I N D I F F E R E N T

Choleric

Fire Element

Hot & dry

its yellow bile

the yellow bile is produced by liver and held in gall bladder

it was thought to produce excessive anger in unbalanced humors

so people with lots of this were supposed to be very angry

thats it 

anger

Melancholic

its sad okay

its black bile

yum

excess in black bile is associated with depression

Earth element

Cold & dry

to regulate black bile you eliminate nightshade plants 

other facts

Eucrasia is the state of the four humors working together and being balanced in a persons body

Dyscrasia is the state of the four humors being unbalanced 

This humor theory led to the idea of bloodletting or phlebotomy which was than when you attempt to balance the humors by bleeding someone

therapeutic phlebotomy is still used today

Hippocrates is the one usually credited with applying this idea to medicine

Apophlegmatism were medications chewed in order to draw away the humors from the brain

[martinluthergavemedepression]

why i relate to louis xvi

- wants to make everyone happy but fails miserably

- makes problems worse by making terrible decisions

- likes food a lot

- pretends to know what tf is going on but is actually clueless

- caves in easily

- will probably get guillotined

[diogenessyndrome]

Finally