i’m coming back from my break from writing/the internet i guess(?) and why not come back with another one of these. i’m not gonna lie, i missed making these :,) so enjoy and hopefully i’ll be posting more soon :)
Ooh! Another JJBA villain lover. I wanted to request groupchat headcanons for the agents of Dio. Thank you! 🙏
Agents of Dio Group Chat HCs
hi hi! of course! also, thank you so much for the request! i’m so glad you requested the agents of dio because i love them so much <3 i didn’t include all the agents (i did about 7 i think) because i struggled to think for all of them but hopefully the agents i did do are okay! also i’m really sorry this took so long :(( between work and some family issues i haven’t had too much time but i hope you enjoy!
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Steely Dan
absolute menace in the groupchat to be honest
actually, Dan, Mariah and Rubber Soul and THE group chat menaces and everyone hates them for it lmaooo
i feel like he’s a spammer tbh
but he’s never saying anything of interest he’s just spamming with stupid stuff like memes at 3am
definitely one of if not the most annoying agent in the group chat closely followed by rubber
Rubber Soul
another one who’s a big fan of spamming with memes
and it’s normally in response to dan’s memes that he’s spamming. and he’s sending even worse memes in response lmao
has the humour of a 13 year old kid who plays fortnite to be honest
has made the ligma joke too many times (daniel still falls for it sometimes)
Daniel D’Arby
not that active in the group chat to be honest
he pops in every now and then to see if anything work related has happened
group chat besties with Hol Horse and they gave each other their group chat nicknames
he’s slow at responding even in group chat emergencies to be honest lmao i feel like he doesn’t really care too much about what goes on in the group chat
and i feel like he’s probably not that active on his phone anyway unless he’s playing solitaire or some type of betting game
Terence D’Arby
another one who likes to send memes into the chat actually but isn’t a spammer like dan is
he’s pretty much always active on the group chat but he’s more of a lurker and doesn’t tend to respond to messages quick all the time even though he is always on the group chat
which always annoys everyone because they know he’s there and is just ignoring them lmao
is often asked by others to hack the group chat and edit peoples nicknames (normally it’s dan or mariah that asks) most of the time he doesn’t do it but he will if he’s bored and feels like annoying people
Vanilla Ice
co admin of the group chat (Dio is the admin of course)
not that good at keeping it under control though lmao
normally dishing out group chat bans (normally to either Mariah, Dan or Rubber) until another member of that little trio begs for them to be unbanned
he’s the most active i would say. when dio can’t be bothered with the group chat, he’s in charge of keeping it under control (which again, he’s very bad at lmao)
always has to ask terence for technical help because he assumes terence knows everything about technology
everyone always complains to him about the group chat nicknames because he’s not creative enough with them
Mariah
group chat besties with midler
always keeps her up to date on pranks she’s going to pull on the group chat so that she’s in on it too tbh
much like terence, she’s very active but she doesn’t like to respond
when she does respond though it’s probably with some type of snarky comment (never with midler though, she would never do that to her)
as much as she’s group chat besties with rubber and dan, she’s always insulting them too lmao. she loves making fun of those boys
Hol Horse
i’d say he’s semi active in the group
likes to pester the d’arby brothers (daniel is definitely more easily irritated than terence)
most frequently used emoji is the cowboy and the gun emoji (and got sad when they changed the gun emoji)
he’s quick at answering when he’s in the mood. you can always tell if hol horse has fallen out with one of the other members because he refuses to answer them lmao
pretty flirty in the group chat. mostly flirts with mariah and midler even though mariah constantly tells him to give it a rest
it’s been a couple of weeks since i last made one of these (or since i’ve made a post in general) so we’re back on the shitpost grind. WARNINGS for mention of drugs as well as some swearing
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