Free of Distractions

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

huh?

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[bibidebabideboo]

[wasforcenturies-deactivated2016]

we’ll meet again in another life

[vvdotcom]

I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[liquor]

[pochowek]

Washing a Brick its a guy thing lol

[dankmemeuniversity]

[classicmeevs]

10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil

[ruinedchildhood]

[matchagirl]

half the fun of tea is getting to hold the warm mug

[luthordyke-deactivated20190608]

me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

this post feels exactly like a conversation you would witness in a dream and think was completely normal and then wake up and think “what the fuck?” for a single millisecond and then immediately forget about completely

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to brag but this splat of mystery goo on the floor of the electronics section in my local walmart matches my shoes

[foosili]

Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….