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GREETINGS, MEATBAGS! MY NAME IS DIPLO!!!! IS THIS MY NEW MAIN? YES. MAYBE.

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Drawn by @pinklightningmc :D!!!! Finally Diplo has colors :D

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Devatanin: "Goddamn right you are."

HI THERE it's your lord here uhhhh how are you bestie :)

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⭐Y-yeah,,, someone was talking about throwing it away cause it was chipped, so I took it,,,⭐

Por mille sardine-

Look! If you bring it back here, you'll be fine. If not? Uhh- Well don't worry about that! Just bring it back.

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⭐Cursed? Oh no!!! I took a pretty mug, is that cursed?!⭐

If it's from the palace, it's cursed. Tell me, was it from the palace?

*Diplo squints slightly.*

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I simp and worship Diplo all hail Diplo

Well, I'm glad you know I'm your king but you don't need to do that!

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⭐Checking my Healing Shiny worked!!! And I'm gonna stay showing you my Treasures every now and then!!!⭐

You better not be taking anything from here. Not only are they expensive, but cursed, too. Be careful <:)

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H E L L O

⭐I am the one who lives in your floor!⭐

Oh god it's you- What are you doing here?

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Heh remember me?

I dooo. What's your business here?

*Diplo squints his eye, gripping onto his scepter.*

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*vibrates aggressively in excitement*

Mm?

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*teleports in* hi!

Oh. HI-

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Good to hear! I hope the other guy got caught too. Crazy weirdo

Well I could check my dungeon! But I'm pretty sure he's also dead.

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What happened to cursive guy?

Probably died. Not my problem anymore.

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Hehe, remember when you almost got murdered?

Yes. Very well! :D

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*Grabs one of each* the sell be good for the garden

*Two guards have just watched you pluck them. They walk over to you and gently tap their spears on your arms. They suddenly stop working. They take the stolen flora and walk off, leaving you.*

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Oooh pretty garden

*There are some rare hellish flowers in there! Ember Genisis Roses, Soot flowers, Obsidian Chrysanthemums- Just to name a few.*

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*falls over tposing*

*You suddenly get thrown out of the castle. You end up in the Garden.*