I showed Dipper and Mabel the things that we found in storage the other day, and they said that when people on Tumbler have some junk they don’t want, they make a “giveaway post”. Somehow through this post, I will chose someone to give these things to! Dipper and Mabel are helping immensely with this process. A few of the items are mine, some are from @stanblogs, and Soos wanted to throw in a few things from the gift shop as well.
Here’s what’s included:
A phony copy of my journal; stolen, published and sold by a Mister Alex Hirsch. Stan bought 20 copies just to annoy me.
My old glasses. Apparently Stan held on to these for 30 years while I was gone, but now the prescription is useless and they’re too small for my head.
An embarrassing crystal pyramid…I thought I’d smashed all these but they keep popping back up. Like weeds.
Two deer teeth. Don’t ask.
One of my many dice sets. They’re quite pretty, but my collection is too big and I only ever use my luckiest set.
Stanley’s old card deck. There are slight differences in the back of the cards that he has memorized and used to cheat. There’s an extra Queen of Hearts in there too.
A magic 8 ball; the original inspiration for Mr. Mystery’s iconic cane.
One of the blue Pine hats from the gift shop. Dipper took quite a shine to one of these the summer that I met him.
A Mystery Shack bumper sticker from the gift shop.
A few Gravity Falls postcards from the gift shop.
We might throw in a few more treats as well. Mabel handed me a list of things I should write as rules:
Likes and Re-Blogs count as entries. Only one Re-Blog will be counted.
No “giveaway blogs”
The winner will be chosen by a random number generator
US entries only please, international shipping is expensive and as much as we’d like, we can’t deliver in the Stan O’ War.
Also, personally I would prefer that only people who do not currently own a copy of my journal enter, but apparently the thing took the world by storm and now it’s everywhere…so if you win and you already have a copy, please give it to a friend or family member that would make good use of it. You can keep everything else.
We will chose a winner two weeks from now, on July 3rd. Good luck!
