boy do i love a good mystery

I promise there's a perfectly logical explanation for this. (wttpyls) - this is primarily a crack blog -

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i still have 6 "clickedy clack down the track"s in my inbox

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takes a deep breath

a deep breath

…

fuckin yells

IM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hrrrrrrrkkhh

,,,

Uh

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hat dingus

[sjskjjddhd]

Ah yes a nice walk.

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Wait, so is it bad or is it just an annoying salesperson?

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#For once I couldn’t agree more

Wait— wait

you KNOW this thing?

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Thing? Ha! I’d go a rung lower and call it a used car salesman.

Yea, unfortunately.

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Used... car salesman?

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#For once I couldn't agree more

Wait-- wait

you KNOW this thing?

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[psycutie]

!! >8(

HOW DARE YOU

i told you i’d be back, but i guess you didn’t hear me

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well

weLL

can’t you just. .. leave us alone for once??

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no. 8I

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shouldn’t you be somewhere, gideon?

you know— prison, maybe??

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!! >8(

HOW DARE YOU

i told you i’d be back, but i guess you didn’t hear me

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well

weLL

can't you just. .. leave us alone for once??

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

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[psycutie]

well well well

[smiles and clenches teeth]

if it isn’t dipper pines

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shouldn't you be somewhere, gideon?

you know-- prison, maybe??

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No non on this is INCREDIBLE! This is— this is great! I mean, i’m COMMUNICATING with you and everything and you’re not hostile and

Right!! right I should be introducing myself

I’m dipper! dipper pines. i’m a human, but you probably already knew that from your cool space technology.

[magolorr]

oh! well i ended up taking some time to learn it rather than my homeworld’s language heheh.. i should introduce myself too! im magolor, and it’s nice to meet you, dipper!

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BREAthes So

how long have you been on earth?? what does your language sound like?? do you have a space ship? oh man i have so many questions!!

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#I WANNA KILL THE WEIRD GIRLS WITHE SWEATERS!!

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