Crushing Hazards

Pokemon IRL roleplay blog. Henry, 13 years old. I like heavy machinery and steel-type pokemon. This is a SFW blog (except for the OSHA violations). Mod is 18+

[klangking]

[realpokemon]

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a ditto” boring, unoriginal, rooted in ableism, trite

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a Klingklang” better, still a conspiracy but paying dues to undervalued objectmon

“i think my boss is secretly Darkrai, Mythical Pokémon of Nightmares and Darkness” bingo

[klangking]

i almost got hit by a car today.

my klang toyotathon jumped in the way and saved me. hes a very good boy.

(art by @realpokemon )

[klangking]

Happy Toyotathon everybody.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

(there’s a non-zero chance this is originally from this blog)

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Which symbol fucks harder?

moving gears

hot works prohibited

Voting ended onJul 28, 2025

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Which symbol fucks harder?

hand crushing

no reaching in

Voting ended onJul 28, 2025

[klangking]

i’d crush all of the bones in my left hand for toyotathon

he'll crush all the bones in your left hand whether you're doing it for him or not

[klangking]

Toyotathon isn't mean he's just made of spinning gears. Don't pet him.

[realpokemon]

things that ARE appropriate during pride month: - taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride - giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye - destroy transphobe with hyper beam

things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month: - recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality

[klangking]

how many can get pulled into a pokemon before it is no longer crowd-safe

[klangking]

dont pet my klang

[realpokemon]

things that ARE appropriate during pride month: - taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride - giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye - destroy transphobe with hyper beam

things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month: - recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality

[klangking]

how many can get pulled into a pokemon before it is no longer crowd-safe

[bulbagarden]

happy new year's, trainers! here's a list of our most and least visited bulbapedia articles for those who're interested in seeing :)

[klangking]

Please help right this terrible wrong.

[klangking]

voted hand injury in press. for you. eternal joy on your hand injury in press dreams

thank you for this kindness, stranger

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which hazard symbol fucks harder?

hand injury in press

rapid movement of workpiece in press brake machine

Voting ended onMay 11, 2025

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which hazard symbol fucks harder?

hand injury in press

oxidizing substance

Voting ended onMay 3, 2025

[bulbagarden]

happy new year's, trainers! here's a list of our most and least visited bulbapedia articles for those who're interested in seeing :)

[klangking]

Please help right this terrible wrong.

[bulbagarden]

happy new year's, trainers! here's a list of our most and least visited bulbapedia articles for those who're interested in seeing :)

[klangking]

Please help right this terrible wrong.

[klangking]

i almost got hit by a car today.

my klang toyotathon jumped in the way and saved me. hes a very good boy.

(art by @realpokemon )

[klangking]

from my family to yours, i hope you're all having a safe and happy toyotathon this month