Succotash my Balzac, dipshiitake!

The ultimate closet fan. This is where I put amateur gifs of my ships. 99% of what you see here is made by moi. Also I like donuts.

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MY BABIES

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I want to compliment your body. I wouldn’t change it! At all! And more specifically I don’t want anything to get bigger.

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From my Friends blog :) Anevadaversary!

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Hallo!

Any fans of the best TV sitcom of all time evar Friends? I made a new blog for it, welp. http://anevadaversary.tumblr.com/ (If you get that reference I love you) So if you like my stuff and you like Friends, follow dat! Merci!

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Considering the entire Robstein ship and what happened to them, Saula is looking really well...

We have to remember, things could be worse…

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Being in both ships, I thought Paula not being in XF anymore was the worst thing to ever happen to my shipdom. NOPE. Turns out there are even shittier people than who Simon/Paula have had in their lives. Turns out there are people who just jumps on anyone's nasty nasty like Simon does (ily Simon, but come on). I don't wanna compare ships but I'll do it anyway. At least in the Saula ship I don't ever remember either one of them doing something just to hurt the other, know what I mean? Maybe in the early days. Now I don't think Simon will ever do something to hurt Paula on purpose, in fact he thinks about her and gives her the best possible options so they could work together. Same for Paula. They both have good intentions for each other. Robsten, what seemed like a great relationship heading towards marriage, was shitted on by some immature twat who never knew a right thing when she had it.

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you don't know how loud I screamed at this

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Will Ferrell on Conan - 8/2/12 (x)

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YOU GOT ME

50 SHADES OF FUCKED UP

ANYONE TRENDING "ALWAYS SUPPORTING KRISTEN"

YOU GOT ME

SIDEWAYS IN THE BATHTUB TYPES OF FUCKED UP

WHY WOULD YOU SUPPORT A PERSON WHO HAS DELIBERATELY HURT, CHEATED ON, BETRAYED, LIED TO MULTIPLE TIMES, THE PERSON WHO HAS LOVED SUPPORTED DEFENDED HER. ACCEPTED TO HIS FAMILY. MOVED TO THE US FOR HER. TO LIVE WITH HER. TO SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS HER

WHILE SHE WENT OFF FOR QUICK FUCKS WITH A MARRIED

MARRIED MAN

WITH CHILDREN

WHAT ABOUT SUPPORTING ROB? THE ONLY HUMAN OUT OF THIS MESS. THE ONE WHO GOT HURT AND BLINDSIDED. THIS SOME SHIT. THIS SOME SHIT RIGHT NOW.

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"I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry," Stewart said in a statement Wednesday.

First of all momentary? Bitch that has been going on FOR MONTHS. Momentary my ass. Sleazy ass cunt.

Second, you didn't think how much it would hurt him WHILE you were actually riding this married man's wet dick. You weren't ADULT enough to break it off, talk it off to the person who has loved you for years, and say it's over. It will hurt less. I know you have a fucking fetish of cheating but you actually have no respect and no "love" if you did this. PERIOD. You need to shut the fuck up and your ass better not even TRY to get a hold of Rob, talking bout some, "I made a mistake" bitch go take several seats. You know he loved you and worshipped the ground you walked on. Leave him alone forever to actually find someone who is right for him. Unfortunately he thought it would be you. Disgusting.

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Kristen

You.

I'm not saying if I were in LA right now that I would stalk you and haunt you down cause I'm not that crazy.

I'm just saying that some of Rob's fans are fucking crazy and now YOU is the reason.

I don't feel bad for you at all, sleeping with a married man with 2 kids, cheating on her LIVE IN boyfriend for almost 5 fucking years but if a tomato get thrown in your face

I will laugh

Good luck, darling

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The image of her sneaking out of THEIR home to fuck this director SICKENS ME

She probably thinks that if she got caught Rob wouldn't care cause poor Rob, this man, very vulnerable and trusting ESPECIALLY with the girl he loved and has loved from the very beginning. FOUGHT FOR HER. Remember that shit, Kristen? Remember when you had to fight the studio to be together? remember all the shit he did for you and endured for you cause he was willing to fucking wait for you?

and you throw it away with this shit? Plus with a married man witha FAMILY. You got me ALL kinds of fucked up boo. You got me downwards and sidewards FUCKED up cause that shit is fucked up. You think you sneaky with this shit. You telling me and all your fans your dumbass morals and shit, they don't mean shit. You're a trifling hoe and always has been and always will be. You cheated your ass out of a 4 year relationship to be with Rob!!! That shit shoulda been a warning sign.

AND FOR YOUR DUMBASS TO DO IT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT GOOD LAWD HELP ME. THIS STUPIDITY. I CAN'T WITH THIS BITCH.

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I'm not gonna cry cause that's fucking stupid. Crying over some stupid ass bitch, throwing a what was a solid relationship to a fucking married man with kids. Bitch fuck you. FUCK YOU. Goodbye. And if Rob can't tell you I wish I would: Get yo stuff out of my fucking million dollar house, take your cat, get your sleazy ass friends out of my property and FUCK OFF. Hope your career dives into the pits of hell bitch. Hope you're haunted with the fact that a wonderful man fought for you, loved you, supported you, defended you out of all the stupid shit you did.

seriously this BITCh lived with Rob. LIVED. HAD A LIFE TOGETHER. ADOPTED A DOG TOGETHER. FOR ALMOST 5 YEARS NOW. THEIR FAMILIES INTERTWINED. ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL. WEARING HIS RING. WEARING HIS CLOTHES. AS SHE WAS FUCKING A MARRIED FATHER.

I CANNOT.

TO ALL MY SAULA FOLLOWERS THIS IS LIKE SIMON GETTING ENGAGED TIMES THE MASS OF THE SUN BASICALLY CALCULATE THAT.

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elphabachan replied to your post: elphabachan replied to your post: About this…

This sounds like it’s her M.O., according to sources I’m looking at (still at work). And he always seemed way more into her than she was into him. Poor guy.

It was her MO. She cheated to be with Rob....

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This. All of this. She's a dumb fucking cunt.

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Hi new followers!

I seem to be getting some today, which is weird but welcome! You're welcome to drop by any requests of any vids you would like to see gifed. My notes have been blowing up too. If only I get paid for this huh.

I'm gonna be posting some rants tonight cause one of the people in one of my otp's proved that she was a trifling hoe, but don't worry it will settle down so don't be turned off gurl. Be turned on.

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About this fucking situation

Everyone who ships RK knows what I’m talking about.

I’m fucking done.

Another OTP killed. 

Poor Rob. 

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Kristen fans can unfollow me

Cause from now on she is DEAD on my list. Nonexistent, dead, buried in the ocean. Always knew I hated that bitch.