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Terrence: The official report so far says she ran away. I'll play along. You said buried?

Terrence: Is she near the clock tower? Or did you somehow find a way to put her in the time capsule?

Unknown: We have a winner! And they say deputies are just bubbling idiots. . .

Unknown: Your prize is on it's way. 2-3 business days (give or take). No returns :)

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Beatrice: i think you have the wrong number, sorry dude

Unknown: I have exactly the right number Beatrice

Unknown: How is cheating your way through high school going? Think you could cheat your way into finding out where Jamie is too?

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Lacey: okay... generous would be more like five or six but better than nothing.

Lacey: is Jamie at the clocktower..?

Unknown: Who the fuck do you think I am? Oprah?

Unknown: Lmao no. You all suck at these guessing games, I bet if you added up the towns intelligence you would barely get a 1.0 GPA

Unknown: Two more guesses to prove you're not that dumb though, make them good

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Christopher: Bruh did you really put Jamie in the memorial?

Christopher: What reason would you have to do that?

Christopher: So like why even pick Jamie? Do you have penis problems?

Unknown: I don't need reason to do anything kiddo. I just do whatever I want because I know all of you are too moronic to catch me.

Unknown: Lol how does any of this have to do with dicks? Are you assuming my gender? With two "Mommies" you should be more woke about this shit

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Beverly: If you were the same person you wouldnt be so annoying, now OG real director was menacing. You remind me of Ezma from Emperors New Groove.

Beverly: Keep your crusty ass away from my family.

Unknown: Funny, you always did try to act all high and mighty with your shitty half assed one liners.

Unknown: Mmmmmm, pass. Your son seems to have a knack for being just as mouthy, it's such a shame when someone can't learn to parent their child correctly. I think I should teach him a lesson myself. I wonder if he would be just as rude with his tongue cut out...

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Jax: But all I need is a stereo so don't get crazy.

Jax: Is it that weird lot where the community garden is dying?

Unknown: Crazy? You should know better than to ask me not to be psycho.

Unknown: Oohhh, you're getting warmer but it's a more... public spot ;)

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Nora: google it

Nora: totally hilarious

Unknown: lmao gross

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Christopher: Uhm you mean Mommies, I have two. Thank you very much.

Christopher: So you're the director? Did you bury Jamie alive? Is Jamie in some like weird memorial or something?

Christopher: The police will figure it out.

Unknown: Getting warmer.........

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Beverly: A pun????? How original.

Beverly: Wanna go, last time you texted me we pulled one over on you. I really dont have time for your bullshit

Unknown: If you want originality I can get reallllll original with ways to slaughter your family, Beverly

Unknown: You sound so confident that I'm the same person?

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Lacey: okay...

Lacey: how many guesses do I have?

Unknown: I'm feeling generous so I'll give you three. tick tock.

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Nora: i'm going to take a wild guess and say

Nora: the prize is death

Unknown: If that's what you want for a prize, I can arrange that, Nora. You're going to die anyway, right? What's that thing you have called again?

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Galadriel: uh

Galadriel: nevermind he didn't say that.

Galadriel: don't kill him.

Unknown: Which dad should I start with? The shitty driver or the short one?

Unknown: And I won't make their deaths quick.

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Lacey: okay what the fuck? who is this.

Lacey: how the FUCK do you know my name? and how do you know about that?

Unknown: You ask too many questions. At least you'll take me seriously now. You want to take a guess now or what? Considering I have dirt on you and everyone else in this trash town, I'd play along.

Unknown: God knows everything, dear.

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Galadriel: uh, i don't know you

Galadriel: am i on a game show?

Galadriel: was that a pun, puns aren't allowed on my phone. my dad said so.

Unknown: Then maybe I'll just have to kill your dad so that way I can write allllll the puns I want on your phone.

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Jax: What's the prize? The shop needs a new stereo system so

Jax: Is it the dump?

Unknown: Go ahead and take a guess. I'm sure it'll be better than any stereo.

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Eve: Whoever this is

Eve: You’re a sick fuck

Unknown: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my saw will break yours faster, Eve.

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Christopher: Who is this????

Christopher: If you know where Jamie is shouldn't you tell the police?

Christopher: If someone did guess correctly what is the prize?

Unknown: You should ask your mommy and daddy if you really don't know.

Unknown: The police are useless. I'm bigger than any police force. I'm bigger than anything. I'm god.

Unknown: Take a guess and find out.

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