"Elmer Fudd VS Bugs Bunny but make it hot and culty" @direwombat - Tumblr Blog

Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.

Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?

#r: define your meaning of war #syb takes cigs jacob is actively smoking. takes a drag or two or puffs on it for a convo #before putting it back in his mouth before carrying on with her day

bybats

Drawing him feels like home.

#jacob seed #god i do love him is the thing...#i need him in ways that are concerning to feminism

mountainstackedwithfear

#hmmm #winter trees or dust skulls

onthecrosslook

This is the will of the Father.

#joseph seed

posting here because i don't like thirst posting on my main blog but richard gadd as ruben in half man is scratching the same character archetype itch that jacob does for me and i hope the series comes out on dvd because i need a physical copy of this show on my media shelf

#absolutely hypnotized by the predatory movement and deadness behind his eyes in his acting as ruben #also. holy voice kink batman. i could listen to him rumble and growl all day #anyway good morning. i was sick over the past two days and watched A Show. and now i'm obsessed #waking up at 6am still thinking about the show obsessed #but alas. i am feeling better. and must get ready for work #whining wombat

pansyfemme

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

#jakesybeli #r: free animals

impulse bought tomodachi life bc i'm sick and curled up in bed and i made syb and jacob and so far the following has happened:

jakey started crushing on syb on their first or second encounter

he also shouted his affections for her into the sea (with lines such as: "i love the way you always pose with your arms crossed!" and "i love when your arms don't move when you walk!")

they lazed about on the floor together in his cabin themed home interior (he loved that interior)

he saw her face in a cloud

he also requested gray sweatpants

meanwhile, syb is still in the "vibes with" phase with him on her end

she's also taken up knitting

edit: playing while writing this post and he just fell head over heels while syb reached acquaintance towards him after i had her help him when he froze.

now they're chasing each other

freaks

#also. looking at mii syb cracks me up every time. her widdle face...is so silly to me #they're also sharing an island with some old dnd characters that i've played + main party of the first dnd game i was part of #what a goofy game

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Tips for Writing Injuries

✧ Broken ribs suck. You don’t just “walk it off.” Breathing hurts. Laughing hurts. Existing hurts. Characters with rib injuries won’t be doing heroic sprints.

✧ Concussions aren’t instant naps. Dazed vision, nausea, dizziness, maybe even personality changes, but they’re not going to collapse neatly like in the movies.

✧ Blood loss is sneaky. It’s not just about dramatic pools of blood. It’s dizziness, confusion, and the body getting cold as circulation tanks.

✧ Adrenaline lies. Someone can take a serious injury and not feel it until the fight’s over. That “I didn’t realize I was bleeding until later” trope? Very real.

✧ Twisted ankles are brutal. One bad step and suddenly running is off the table. Even walking hurts like hell. Perfect way to ground a chase scene.

✧ Burns linger. Even small burns hurt more than most people expect. Blisters, infection risk, constant pain, it’s not just a cool scar later.

✧ Dislocated shoulders = useless arm. Characters can’t keep swinging a sword or firing a gun. They’re basically fighting one-armed until it’s fixed.

✧ Shock is a thing. Pale skin, trembling, rapid heartbeat, and eventually disorientation. A character might not even realize how bad their wound is.

✧ Stitches aren’t magic. Getting sewn up is painful and recovery takes time. They’re not instantly battle-ready after a needle and thread.

✧ Scars tell stories. Some fade, some don’t. Some stay sensitive forever. Don’t forget the aftermath when the wound becomes part of the character.

#ref #for if/when i get around to writing syb at her most Fucked Up

if i revived old toxic yaoi ocs from 2016-2019 and their surrounding cast on this blog would y'all be mad at me?

#they're and old dnd pc and the npcs in his backstory #i've been reminiscing about my first dnd campaign and it has me wanting to play dolls with them #maybe change some things around and write an ending for them because we didn't get it in game #whining wombat

arcade-gaynnon

where my faith x tracey people at

#ohhhhhhhhh love this #faith x tracey #faith seed #tracey lader

eraserheadadult

as a lover of Women Fighting & Killing media it's so important to me when they actually let the women look like shit. you know what i mean. like im so bored when a woman is in what's supposed to be a brutal fight and her hair is just aesthetically tousled or something and her makeup is still pristine. fuck offfff. if she's beating the shit out of someone and fighting for her life she should be covered in blood n bile she should look like she got hit by a truck and the truck exploded

newdawnfarcry

Seed Family Moodboards

#ohhhhhh i love the colors in this sm

heartbreakincident

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

#i need to write a 'jakey jerks off' fic