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hi whats up internet im hal and welcome to my humble little spriting hellsite but not just any spriting. no no no. this is darkshipping spriting the forbidden buffet the content desert’s oasis every other spriter out there is like “oh no i can’t do that ship it’s taboo wahhh” meanwhile i’m over here!!
you want a problematic sprite?
gotcha
so anyway now it’s time for the self indulgence speedrun category any%
i’m hal (again hi i know i mentioned it god forbid i don’t introduce myself twice) i am a darkshipper. shocker i know. my fave darkships include the stridercest parade (brodave, dirkdave, alphacest collect the whole set), vantascest (kankri x karkat, karkat x signless, all that preachy familial mess), crotuna (cronus x mituna) and windicuffs (john x jake)
non-darkship faves? sure. erisol , pepsicola. a couple more horrors lurking in my brain but do we need to go down that rabbit hole no we do not
i like spriting. obviously.
i also love girls. like love girls.
i’m nonbinary they/them only please no he/him no sir, no “bro” in the gendered way i do not enjoy waking up misgendered like it’s a subscription service
horses. yeah we’re doing this. i love horses so much i am basically three gallops away from reincarnating as one. their bodies? majestic. the way they run? poetry. imagine being a horse. just sprinting around with your emotional baggage flying behind you like a cape. peak existence.
i might be equusagender which basically means my gender is connected to horses, zebras, donkeys, mules, the whole equine squad. i know it sounds insane but oh my god i love horseys. i AM a horse. neigh motherfucker.
also i’m a boything which means i identify somewhere between “a boy” and “an object holding a boy’s emotional outline.” gender but make it strange.
ok bye
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