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i just made this bc im filth. dirk gentlys holistic nsfw blog! main dghda blog: toddbrotzmen

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after looking at all the nsfw Dirk Gently posts I can now all I can think about is Dirk on his knees, hands tied, mouth gagged and eyes blindfolded with silk ribbon and flowers in his hair, lace panties on him and drool covering his chin he's a moaning whining pretty wreck can we have more Dirk in lace with florals cause gosh it sounds so pretty

HHUYUYUYUUUUU this shit ..... Y’ALL....... ntm if he’s on his knees for friedkin...... y’all

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imagine dirk pressed face-first against the wall with his hands pinned behind him by the yellow leather jacket

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bringing this king of an ask back because ;-)

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is this blog still alive?

yes! im just so lazy and havent written anything/gotten any asks in a Long time

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Did someone request Brotzly on bed lmao 😉😉😉

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this is officially my favourite blog, bless u

this just made my day... thank u im love u

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Fic prompt: Dirk and Todd bored on stakeout, dirk dtf and Todd awkward as heck

fuck yeah im gonna put everything im wrjting on hold to do this. ill lyk when im done (ill post the link on here)

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send me stuff im bored and i havent updated in forever

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Dirk being totally into being spanked by Todd bc he likes the pain but also the physical closeness of it and being right there safe with todd

>=3c

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Post more often!!!

eep!! ill try!!

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You're so nice like omg

thank u!!!

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Fluffy Dirk and Todd being nervous and giggly their first time together bc (despite what Dirk assumed about Todd) they're both virgins ('3')

THIS IS SO CUTW!!!!!FLUFFY NSFW!!!!!!

they are super gentle and go slowly with eachother during their first time and (assuming this is post slash) when they finish theyre just laying underneath a sheet with their legs tangled and theyre both like…..i love you….. and its super cute

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Is this blog deactivated??

nope, i just havent had enough time to check it, and its been pretty inactive in my inbox. im still here =p

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Do you do fic requests??

yes!!!!!!!

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heres some new stuff to break the Scary Porn streak (which is still great but im feelin affectionate) todd knowing when dirk is feeling down and underappreciated - like when dirk is infodumping and gets shut down or is just feeling bad in general. so he takes him out on a date and listens fully & attentively to everything he rambles about and makes dirk feel so appreciated! then when they get home he kisses him deeply and as lovingly as possible, spending the whole night doing whatever dirk wants him to do to him and when they fall asleep theyre both so happy and dirk doesnt have nightmares that night

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HC: in the beginning dirk and Todd hide their relationship bc it brings excitement and they're not entirely ready for everyone to know but this leads to a game of chicken to see how much they can get away with and they're finally found out when they're at someone's hen night party and all the penis shaped things come out and someone pulls out a dildo and dirks just like "Todd's is bigger and a lot more fun" without thinking and later as punishment todd ties him and uses it on him that night

I LOVE THIS SM

can u imagine when dirk says that todd is Embarrassed and shy at the party but then when theyre alone he completely changes *____*

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imagine dirk pressed face-first against the wall with his hands pinned behind him by the yellow leather jacket

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