Word Vomit .

18. US. in love ♥.

[dirrty-lavndry-blog]

oh my god, so excited to have experienced #CarolineSmith at the #BasilicaBlockParty & to top it off, she was so sweet & took a picture with me! #cities97BBP

[dirrty-lavndry-blog]

#FlowerCrown swag for #SelfieSaturday 🌻🌻

[theories-of]

[iambluedog]

it wet

[human]

[aphrodildo]

STOP

[thumbtackjuicyfruitspork]

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

[cartooncoyote]

[kerokerofuntime]

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

[chibisokka-blog]

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

[letshearitfortheuniverse]

Did all of you major in boob math

[zeropointsarticulated-deactivat]

This has made my week

[elderstunningham]

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

[thugilly]

my life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

[omghacks]

wtf did I just watch?

Vine by: Laugh your face off

[wardenblues-inactive-deactivate]

Cat: *whiny meow*

Me: *imitates sarcastically*

[anthonyamorim]

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

are you sure mom

are you sure these are my clothes

[ghostbongweedofthesamurai-deact]

its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest

[mostlycatsmostly]

[oknope]

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

bro I am sooo high right now… so high… why did I climb this far up please help me down I’m scared of heights

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[dirrty-lavndry-blog]

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions