HRRRNGHHHH

[nunown]

me: i dont like gangnam style

you: yeah me nei-

me: PSY-ch!

[nunown]

reblog if you gangnam smiled

[tortol]

awww this is literally the cutest puppy ever in the world to me

[maskdoll]

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

management trying to hire and retain employees

[jame7t]

Fuck. Fuuuuck. Kamala Harris paid me to endorse her and I toooootally forgot & spent all the money on various cheeses 🧀 and Smirnoff 💦 do you think she will be mad

[pirate-captain-fleabeard]

Ye swindled her good, me bucko! I'd be proud to have ye as a member o' me crew

[jame7t]

dude fleabeard you always you always have my back. i love you man

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[whereintheworldisauniqueusername]

Every Guilty Gear Strive character asks themselves WWGD (What Would Goku Do) before they pull off a combo

[tonyzaret]

My fujoshi accountant loves yaoi

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

theres a rainbow trout out there somewhere swimming alive

[powerburial]

[moonrisetowers]

?

[logarto]

threatening animals isn't funny

do you think I have any actual intention of carbombing a hamster ball

[lonelyroommp3]

the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[shepfax]

[jermaobsession]

I really love how this post thumbnail shows in the notes btw

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[rokudykeme]

the third hokage @ 20 year old iruka when he needed someone to fix the years of hatred, isolation, and neglect he allowed to be inflicted on naruto:

[sacred-portal]