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@kasai-konoha
Shin tilted his head slightly, at the comment a smile slowly forming on his face. “Then would you prefer that I take it off then?” he asked, his smile gentle as he gazed at his boyfriend.
@kasai-konoha cont
Asura stared at his elder brother, wondering how he couldn’t see how much he had changed since they were kids. “ You’ve gotten to be so distant, I know we’re busy but it’s like you’d rather be alone than spend any time with me.” or with anyone for that matter, he knew people could grow apart but his brother’s isolation was concerning. “Indra, please, just talk to me...”
kasai-konoha:
Kakashi sighed, it was always like this with Obito. One step forward, three steps back. What else was new… ?
“There’s nothing sudden about it, Obito..” he’d always taken an interest in his team mates lives, but of course, he’d never shown it.
“Don’t try to cover it like that! you’re lying, you’ve never had an interest in my day to day life.” He wasn’t buying it, or maybe he was just denying the truth, that Kakashi did actually care.
(It's Complicated) Text Starters
"[text] I'm cuter than all of your side hoes"
"[text] Can we talk?"
"[text] I want us to be exclusive..."
"[text] I know you're expecting nudes but please come and kill this fucking spider"
"[text] You don't have to subtweet me..."
"[text] Instead of Netflix and chilling how about Netflix and I murder you"
"[text] I know you're not talking to me, but wanna bang later?"
"[text] You want an open relationship all of a sudden?"
"[text] Why did you tell everyone that we're dating?"
"[text] Okay so I kinda told my family that I'm dating someone and they might think that it's you"
"[text][image attached] me and your best friend ;)"
"[text] idk, your brother/sister/sibling is hotter than you..."
"[text] you don't know what you're missing"
"[text] bite me [text] **fight me [text] or is it??"
"[text] What are we?"
sexual tension sentence starters (part two)
as requested by anon. A (cruder) continuation of this meme: ( x ). More angry sexual tension starters here ( x ). Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
Angry
“Is that so?”
“Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me.”
“Go fuck yourself. And let me watch.”
“You look angry. How about you take all that energy and put it to good use?”
“Look at you, all smug. It’s not like I jerk off to you at night. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
“I can’t tell whether I want to make you bleed or moan.”
“I hate that you’re mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”
“Try and stop me.”
“You’re either leaving here with a black eye or a hickey. Your choice.”
“Fuck you! Or me.”
Flirty
“I’m really flexible…”
“Your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. must be really happy…”
“Wow, you’re really easy on the eyes.”
“You know, I don’t have a gag reflex.”
“Is there any way I could repay you?”
“You have really pretty lips.”
“Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue?”
“You look great in this lighting. But you’d look even better in my bed.”
“Was my pickup line too cheesy? I couldn’t help myself.”
“You look tense..do you want a massage?” / “Wow, I totally need a massage right now.”
Awkward
“..why are you staring at me?”
“You have a–a really big–uh, brain.”
“So…how do I look?”
“You, uhm–kinda touched my–yeah..”
“*blurts out* Did you know that pandas only mate once a year?”
“I wasn’t watching porn!” / “I wasn’t jerking off!”
“Hey…c-can I…maybe..kiss you?”
“Holding hands/cuddling is nice, but…I was hoping we could do something else.”
“Oh, sorry! Were you changing?”
“*knocks head into (muse name)’s* Ah! S-sorry, I was trying to kiss you.”
out of context nsfw starters
aka, “things that sound dirty but I didn’t mean it like that”. Or maybe you did? Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !
“Can you just bend over?”
“Wow, it’s really hard.” / “Wow, it’s super wet.”
“I’ve never held anything so big before.”
“Maybe you should take it off.” / “You’d look better without that on.”
“It sure is hot in here.”
“You look sweaty.”
“Wanna go for a ride?” / “Wanna go downtown?”
“There’s nothing better than a good weiner on a day like this.”
“Spread your legs.”
“Harder!” / “Faster!”
“Yummy.”
“Here, let me butter your muffin.”
“I’ll let you watch.” / “I’d let your friends watch.”
“I just want to lick it.”
“I’m hungry, but I don’t really want food.”
“I could use a good rub.”
“Oh, it will make you scream.” / “I will make you scream.”
“That’s a nice pair you got there.”
“Don’t be afraid to scream my name.”
“I’d love to get you on your back.”
“Let me show you my bed.”
“I’m super flexible.” / “I have a lot of stamina.”
“Put it in.”
Sexual tension sentence starters
as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall. part two ( x ) and more angry ones ( x )
Angry
“Make me.”
“I dare you.”
“Bite me.”
“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”
“Wanna bet?”
“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”
“Prove it.”
“What’s in it for me?”
“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”
“Oh, well fuck me, then.”
“Shut up!”
“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”
Flirty
“I wish we weren’t out in public…”
“Wow, you’re really strong.”
“Wanna go for a ride?”
“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”
“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”
“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”
“You have really nice fingers…”
“Are we going downtown?”
“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”
“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”
“What do you wear to bed?”
Awkward
“Do you have to eat it like that?”
“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”
“Hey, stop biting your lip…”
“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”
“You’re standing a little close to me…”
“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”
“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”
“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”
“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”
“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”
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rivals to lovers starters
as requested. feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
“I’m going to kis–kick your ass!”
“You can’t sleep with him/her/them! You’ll get your heart broken–and then I’ll automatically win, and that’s no fun.”
“I’m considering letting you win…”
“If you lose, you have to do anything I want.”
“Stop squirming! You can’t beat me if you have a cut like that.”
“I’d do anything to……win.”
“How did you trip over thin air, dumbass?! Be quiet, I’ll carry you somewhere.”
“I challenge you to a duel! With my tongue/mouth.”
“I bet I can kiss better than you can!”
“Wow, you’re really dumb…PFFT…bet you won’t take off your shirt…chicken.”
“I can’t believe I have to share a room with you before our competition.”
“Try to beat MY handholding skills.”
“Contest: whoever comes up with the most ways to say ‘I love you’ wins.”
“Ha! You’re definitely the fastest.”
“Scared, ___?”
“I was joking…why would you actually try to jump over that fence?”
“Don’t do anything stupid!”
“FINE. If you win, I’ll go out/sleep/make out with you.”
“You have about as much of a chance at winning as you do of getting a kiss from me.”
“I don’t want to lose to anyone else but you!”
“STRIPPING CONTEST.”
“If you get it right, I’ll let you take a break.”
“Are you too scared to skinny dip?!”
“Think you can handle my thoughtful love notes?! You’re in for a shocker.”
“I’ve always spent so much time practicing/studying/exercising/etc. that I’ve never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other before.”
“For a newbie, you’re kinda cute.”
“Hey, stop with the puppy eyes! I won fair and square.”
“No, YOU’RE the cutest.”
“Time for a staring contest! I’m totally the king/queen/ruler of them.”
“Can we end practice? It’s really hot in here.”
“Oh you wanna trash talk huh? Well-uh–your lips–a-are really soft-looking–”
“If I win, you get to be my prize.”
kasai-konoha:
A shinobi should never cry…and yet, he found it impossible not to…he had so much he still needed to say..that he would never be able to. There was so much that would change, and while he knew Hiruzen would be a good leader, this feeling of helplessness ate away at him, causing a sharp burning in his retinas. His tears mixed with blood, making the burn feel worse. He could hardly keep his eyes open at this point. He felt like…somehow, this, what was happening here, like it was his fault. Or that he could have done something…and this wouldn’t have happened.
Tobirama would not be able to see his grandson…and Kagami had not even been able to share the good news. Though this night there was no joy, no hope… In this darkness only tears of blood could be shed.
Hiruzen now being Hokage, after his sensei passed on the title to him, found his days increasingly busy, but managed to find enough time to stop in to check on his friend, who no doubt was hit harder by grief than anyone else in the village, as Lord Second had been his father.
he looked at the door of his friend's house, letting out a soft hm of thought before knocking on the door. “Kagami?”
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Sometimes Itachi’s sudden statements of love caught him off guard, like right now, having just come back from a little mission to make some money for the group. “I love you too, un.”
@kasai-konoha cont
“Wh-What!? Who are you and what are you doing in my house?!”
* ∘ ∙ — soft sentence starters (pt.4)
tw for suicidal thoughts.
“ i used to be a better person. “
“ everything tastes like blood, now. “
“ i’m not easy to love. “
“ you motivate me to make myself a better person. “
“ do you ever feel worthless? “
“ i pretend a lot of shit doesn’t get to me. “
“ if the world gets too cold & lonely, don’t worry. i’ll protect you. “
“ the world has always been cruel. “
“ please don’t forget me. “
“ i wish i could love you right. “
“ there’s a reason i can’t love. “
“ i’ve always been prepared to die. “
“ maybe i did get my hopes up too high. “
“ god, i’m so in love with you. “
“ remember that you can’t save everyone. “
“ i want to be loved, it aches within my ribs. “
“ they aren’t even nightmares; they’re memories. “
“ i’ll protect you. “
“ there’s a reason why i wander alone. “
“ you deserve the world, & i can’t give it to you. “
“ i’m afraid that somebody else might take my place. “
“ i’m a horrible person & i know it. “
“ i’d sell my soul & turn myself inside out to make sure no one i love gets hurt again. “
“ maybe i should just die. “
“ i wish i wasn’t so fucked up. “
“ would you fall in love with me? “
“ i just want the freedom to make my own mistakes. “
“ i’m not yours to control. “
“ i always think that one of these days you’ll leave me behind. “
“ i’m not good at relationships. “
“ i wonder why i’m still running. “
“ love me or hate me. just choose one, please. “
“ trust the magic of beginnings. “
“ remember all of the places we could’ve gone? “
“ you were born to chase the stars. “
“ as long as you’re happy, don’t worry about me. “
“ i could disappear forever & it wouldn’t make a difference. “
“ sorry to bother you again. “
“ please don’t blame yourself. “
“ you deserve much better. “
random things my professors have said (starters)
Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !
“The heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.”
“I don’t remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.”
“By that time, you’ll have figured out my brain. I haven’t yet.”
“Woah, you have big shoes.”
“Zero is hero.”
“Make sure you don’t take my picture. I’m copyrighted.”
“We don’t really know what it’s like to be a rat or a pigeon.”
“Hello. Welcome to the planet.”
“I set you up.”
“You wouldn’t be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.”
“I know you are a millionaire. I don’t want to talk to you.”
“You don’t have a clue.”
“I’ve taught you to see the fun in pain.”
“Get rid of the dog mask.”
“I actually think nasty things when I smile.”
“I know you don’t want to see me. I don’t want to see you too.”
“I’m just making stuff up.”
“The other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, ‘you’re ruining my reputation’!”
“I said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Don’t scare people.”
“I wasn’t drunk, but I was acting like it.”
“Are you glaring at me?”
“I profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.”
“It’s my job to embarrass you.”
“When I was young–I’m still young, right?”
“Uh oh. [grunt] I’m okay.”
“If you solve this, I’ll buy you lunch.”
“I’m going to tell you a story about farts.”
“I know a lot about corn.”
“Wow, you are super. *high fives*”
“I didn’t do that!”
“I saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.”
“I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to stay.”
“In the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.”
“This is just dessert. There’s a banquet coming.”
“What do you call it? A ‘snake’, right?”
“Don’t yell at me.”
“Impossible means ‘I am possible’.”
“You’re completely aroused.”
“There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”
“I like sleep.”
“No one likes to feel pain. Actually–never mind, I don’t want to ask.”
“Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”
“Dude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.”
“I don’t want to talk to most people. It’s not a gender thing, please just go away.”
“We’re making tortillas now.”
“I’m not very nice.”
“Be careful, somebody might beat you up.”
“I can say nice things, but if you remind me, I’ll deny it.”
“The world’s fucked.”
text post sentence starters / original version here
“bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.”
“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?”
“i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there’s a 900% chance i’ll cry.”
“i may act like I’m clueless but actually know what’s going on at al times.”
“attention: i need attention.”
“i don’t have a nervous system. i’m a nervous system.”
“drugs? no thanks, the only ‘high’ i need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder.”
“i think i’m subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.”
“why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?”
“i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.”
“i don’t want to look 'pretty’, i want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening.”
“i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know.”
“girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. i don’t remember what i was going to say but i’m just gay.“
"i’d love to relax but that’s just not realistic.”
“contrary to popular belief i’m actually soft and have feelings.”
“this could be less hetero.”
“to be honest i just need a hug.”
“why can’t I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?”
“this is it, this is how i die: lack of attention.”
“are we just friends or is this flirting serious?”
“i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i’m lonely.”
“i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.”
“i don’t wanna get involved in drama i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.”
“i am bysexual as in i’m not interested, goodbye.”
“i could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored.”
“fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”
“i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.”
“i panic a lot of other places besides the disco.”
“which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?”
“my kink is being right.”
“my kink is being home alone.”
“you’re really sensitive for a selfish asshole.”
“i can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, i have a big heart and can’t treat people badly, that’s just not me.”
“what about netflix and kill?”
“no offense but why does everyone hate me?”
“i’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life.”
“why do i get struggles instead of snuggles?”
“if a conversation goes on too long without being about me, i’m out.”
“i’m small, queer and something to fear.”
“all this sadness is bad for my skin.”
“i’m cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive”
“i’m beautiful and underappreciated.”
“she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s me.”
“sorry for being awesome, loser.”
“is 'no’ an emotion? because i’m feeling it.”
kasai-konoha:
What did it matter to him? It was hard to say…he viewed the other as a friend, though he wouldn’t admit it. So to see him hurt bothered him. But of course, that wasn’t what would come out of the boy’s mouth.
“I don’t know…why does it?” the question was sarcastic, trying to get him to see that he did in fact care. Why did everything always end up an argument between them?
How was he supposed to know why Kakashi wanted to know who did this, it had nothing to do with him. “How am I supposed to know why you suddenly want to know what happens in my life outside of training and missions.”
He huffed up a bit looking away, Kakashi had to think he was even more pathetic now, flunking at everything wasn’t enough he also had to be rescued during the intense part of missions or training. Pushing himself to his limits wasn’t ever enough, he had to get better.