cave-dieving

he/him the dirt is comfort the worms give me support

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[earthlyvibration]

THIS 

[everett-fornow]

Guys i dont think the solution to gender supremacy is gender supremacy in the other direction

[thediscossessed]

Everyone say thank you black women

[noireservoir]

THANK YOU BLACK WOMEN

[creatingblackcharacters]

LOUDER!!

[beanswithbones]

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist here. You know what, Elias has done a bunch of horrible things. But, thankfully I've found a list of things he'll probably never do.

1. He's never gonna give you up (lie)

2. He's never gonna let you down (double lie)

3. He's never gonna run around (maybe right. He makes others do that)

4. And desert you (triple lie)

5. He's never gonna make you cry (.. he has. Plenty)

6. He's never gonna say goodbye (well..)

7. He's never gonna tell a lie (LIE)

8. And hurt you (he does. All the time)

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

A handful of dirt flies at you from a random direction

[therealestheadarchivist]

[Jon just steps to the side and stares at the dirt as it hits the side of his bookshelf] .. That's gonna be a pain in the arse to clean..

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

More dirt comes flying through the air, this time landing on the ground and somehow spelling out "I hope it is, you deserve a mild inconvenience"

[therealestheadarchivist]

...

[Jon looks around.]

Where did that even come from??

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

More dirt. This time is moves up from the ground, the dirt moves in a worm like manner until it says, "Wouldn't u like to know"

[therealestheadarchivist]

Am I being insulted by literal dirt??? Seriously, who's doing this..

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

A pebble hits you in the face, then more dirt comes from the opposite direction from the pebble. This dirt lands in the words "Not just Dirt you rude archivist."

[therealestheadarchivist]

[Jon winces as the pebble hits his face, and he looks around some more. He's really trying to See who's there]

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

He doesn't See much, just a vaguely person shaped presence in the ground, as soon as the person notices, the dirt collecting on the floor seems to laugh and the presence just disappears entirely.

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist here. You know what, Elias has done a bunch of horrible things. But, thankfully I've found a list of things he'll probably never do.

1. He's never gonna give you up (lie)

2. He's never gonna let you down (double lie)

3. He's never gonna run around (maybe right. He makes others do that)

4. And desert you (triple lie)

5. He's never gonna make you cry (.. he has. Plenty)

6. He's never gonna say goodbye (well..)

7. He's never gonna tell a lie (LIE)

8. And hurt you (he does. All the time)

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

A handful of dirt flies at you from a random direction

[therealestheadarchivist]

[Jon just steps to the side and stares at the dirt as it hits the side of his bookshelf] .. That's gonna be a pain in the arse to clean..

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

More dirt comes flying through the air, this time landing on the ground and somehow spelling out "I hope it is, you deserve a mild inconvenience"

[therealestheadarchivist]

...

[Jon looks around.]

Where did that even come from??

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

More dirt. This time is moves up from the ground, the dirt moves in a worm like manner until it says, "Wouldn't u like to know"

[therealestheadarchivist]

Am I being insulted by literal dirt??? Seriously, who's doing this..

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

A pebble hits you in the face, then more dirt comes from the opposite direction from the pebble. This dirt lands in the words "Not just Dirt you rude archivist."

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist here. You know what, Elias has done a bunch of horrible things. But, thankfully I've found a list of things he'll probably never do.

1. He's never gonna give you up (lie)

2. He's never gonna let you down (double lie)

3. He's never gonna run around (maybe right. He makes others do that)

4. And desert you (triple lie)

5. He's never gonna make you cry (.. he has. Plenty)

6. He's never gonna say goodbye (well..)

7. He's never gonna tell a lie (LIE)

8. And hurt you (he does. All the time)

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

A handful of dirt flies at you from a random direction

[therealestheadarchivist]

[Jon just steps to the side and stares at the dirt as it hits the side of his bookshelf] .. That's gonna be a pain in the arse to clean..

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

More dirt comes flying through the air, this time landing on the ground and somehow spelling out "I hope it is, you deserve a mild inconvenience"

[therealestheadarchivist]

...

[Jon looks around.]

Where did that even come from??

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

More dirt. This time is moves up from the ground, the dirt moves in a worm like manner until it says, "Wouldn't u like to know"

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist here. You know what, Elias has done a bunch of horrible things. But, thankfully I've found a list of things he'll probably never do.

1. He's never gonna give you up (lie)

2. He's never gonna let you down (double lie)

3. He's never gonna run around (maybe right. He makes others do that)

4. And desert you (triple lie)

5. He's never gonna make you cry (.. he has. Plenty)

6. He's never gonna say goodbye (well..)

7. He's never gonna tell a lie (LIE)

8. And hurt you (he does. All the time)

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

A handful of dirt flies at you from a random direction

[therealestheadarchivist]

[Jon just steps to the side and stares at the dirt as it hits the side of his bookshelf] .. That's gonna be a pain in the arse to clean..

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

More dirt comes flying through the air, this time landing on the ground and somehow spelling out "I hope it is, you deserve a mild inconvenience"

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist here. You know what, Elias has done a bunch of horrible things. But, thankfully I've found a list of things he'll probably never do.

1. He's never gonna give you up (lie)

2. He's never gonna let you down (double lie)

3. He's never gonna run around (maybe right. He makes others do that)

4. And desert you (triple lie)

5. He's never gonna make you cry (.. he has. Plenty)

6. He's never gonna say goodbye (well..)

7. He's never gonna tell a lie (LIE)

8. And hurt you (he does. All the time)

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

A handful of dirt flies at you from a random direction

[megaceros]

gummy lamas

[megaceros]

And the less talented brothers

[repeat-script]

godspeed purple llama friend

[orchid-through-concrete-deactiv]

There he go

[blazestarninja13]

There he go

[the-gerbil]

There he go

[sawbones4117]

There he go

[professional-termite]

There he go

[strange-doll-child]

There he go

[mindflayerinabathrobe]

There he go

[midnighthewerewolf]

There he go

[iloverainbowpheasants]

There he go

[artistictoon]

There he go

[ratzhatz14]

There he go

[wellthatznotominous]

There he go

[transasfuck30]

There he go

[sauleline2]

There he go

[cryptile]

There he go

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

There he go

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

there he go

[thelurk3r]

there he go

[smilecult]

There he go

[yeehawgeek]

there he go

[assimilationsimulation]

There he go

[spid-the-spider]

There he go

[forkcollectingdyke]

There he goo

[dirtandwormsandpressure]

there he go