I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
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I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
dont care if u think its cringe cuz its not ur life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pocket pussy made of antimatter call that free bottom surgery
who up annihilating they shit
I’m gonna do some really stupid math gimme a sec
Turns out nobody really measures average penis weight (science has failed me) so I went the route of “treat the object as a standard shape.” In this case, a right cylinder.
Sources: Wikipedia for average length and circumference, https://bionumbers.hms.harvard.edu/files/Density%20and%20mass%20of%20each%20organ-tissue.pdf for the density of muscle tissue (it was the same for all kinds of muscle)
ANYWAYS yeah matter/anti-matter reactions create energy based on the Mass-Energy relation (E=M C^2). If you did this you’re blowin’ your shit smooth off (plus anything in you’re immediate vicinity)
Side note: the final number might be double? I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to count the corresponding mass of anti-matter as well but I didn’t. Either way you’re setting off the equivalent of a small nuclear bomb.
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That's not a small bomb. 6 megatons would put that at around the 19th most powerful nuclear explosion, right after the Castle Union test.
[getting defensive] n-no it's a really small bomb actually...
if I see one more "why age verification is bad" post that doesn't even bother to mention that locking young people out of huge sections of the public sphere - literally the stated goal and primary impact of this shit - is wrong in and of itself I will simply start hitting people with bricks
yes yes biometric data privacy blah blah adults can hypothetically by harmed by this too. what about the immediate and deliberate and not at all hypothetical harm to youth. why are you acting like a potential data leak about what your face looks like, which if it ever happened would at least be generally recognised as a problem, is a more serious issue than cutting millions of people off from information and community and public expression which is happening right now in the open with large scale support
He sure does love his fruits
We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?
And stickers!
he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!
BUT WHAT THE FUCKKKK???? HE JUSR GRABBED ABUNCHA KIWIS AND MADE ABUNCHA KIWIS ??? HUH????? JAIL FOR CHOCOLATE GUY! JAIL FOR ONE THOUSAND YEAR!!!
sometimes merely existing in the world as a trans woman with principles makes me feel like i'm going insane. what do you mean people think prisons are a good thing. what do you mean diverting from monogamy is considered ludicrous. what do you mean people think one's nature is unchangeable. what is considered 'normal' by the overwhelming majority of people is fucking topsy-turvy land to me. i dont understand it at all
People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs
the gay thoughts are back
saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this
I was literally sitting like this with my guns
they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice
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the view from the friiway
sometimes i wonder if femboy culture (itself largely recycled from transfem culture) is a psyop to convince repressed trans women to not actualize themselves and instead embrace their patriarchal role as a non-person who can be used as a sexual object and discarded freely.
of course men can be feminine (and lots of them should try doing that more honestly) but the way people try so hard to erase every instance of trans women existing in favor of "just being a femboy" to the point of violence combined with the recycling... suggests a whole second thing is going on
let's be real that Is the true nature of "femboy" "culture", because the purpose of a system is what it does.
you need to love the bpd trans girl btw. u need to see how scared she is, how desperate she is for attention n love and reassurance, and u have to love her. you need to let her know she isnt a bother or hard to love, too. u need to let her know shes loved n ur not gonna leave her
This is transfeminism!
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