dirtguy

he/him/his, I'm using this account for funny stuff now I think I don't wanna make serious stuff ughhhhhhhhhh I have an instagram now go follow if you want I guesss: https://www.instagram.com/dirtguy01/

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birthday in 3 days and ive fallen terribly ill... fuck my stupid baka life..

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Content warning: discussion of death, death of loved ones

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Interpret "partner" however best fits your personal life– queerplatonic partner, romantic partner, etc.

If you do not currently have a partner, vote according to what you think you would prefer.

(2/2) Would you prefer to die before or after your partner?

I'd rather die first (so I don't have to experience losing them)

I'd rather die first for a different reason

I'd rather die at the same time as them

I'd rather die after them

Other

I'm not interested in any type of relationship like this

I don't want to think about this/show results

Voting ended onNov 10, 2025

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[nachosforfree]

When I die I will have a bomb strapped to me that will be able to detect when my partner is close to my body and it will explode, bringing them with me

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thats amazing, actuaglly

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ive officially been on tumblr for two years... wow....

no joke that kind if makes me feel like a loser 😱😱😱 thats ok tho its cool to be a loser

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anyways guysss!!!! enjoy this nina the killer art!!!!!! shes one of my favorite creepypastas, sorry if the blood looks weird or in the wrong spots

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guys its so hard being trans masc why am i not jesse pinkjman 😞

[magentasnoodle]

found a better thing to say to sneezing than "bless you"

the world isn't ready for my genius

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im ready for your genius??? i need to see more mystical things like this

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a young boy makes ONE post about robert chase from house and the people go rabid

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that boy better watch the freaky out....

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guys i need to be put down like a horse, I CANNOT figure out how the hell to change my style...I'm getting sick of what ive got going on rn.....

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stepped outside to look at the moon, too many dogs (1) barking and too many barbecues (also 1)

also it sounded like some guy was vomiting a couple houses down, what the hay

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jarvid johnson, one of my favorite internet men

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RAHHHHH RAHHHH AHHHHHHH IDHDJHDJKJWWWEJJEWJDS RAHHHHH RAHH RAH RAH DJJJKDJKASDKJ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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drawing is so hard

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RAHHHHH RAHHHH AHHHHHHH IDHDJHDJKJWWWEJJEWJDS RAHHHHH RAHH RAH RAH DJJJKDJKASDKJ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

if something looks really weird or wrong, NO IT DOESNT!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!

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fucking FREAK

(its so fun drawing in this style i hate it sm)

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she boop on my boop till i tumblr.

BAM, easy website.

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me when booping function