Dirtroaddriver

Hi welcome to my blog. My pronouns are whatevers funniest, aroace. Definitely not 5 racoons in a trenchcoat

[dirtroadriver]

The urge to walk into the fog and disappear only to become a local legend that terrorizes the town, is to strong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

see i think when a Final Girl kills a Slasher she should automatically inherit his mantle

[calechipconecrimes]

the sequel should reveal that the previous movie's Final Girl is the sequel's Slasher. like a curse

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait. make it a metaphor extended allegory for transitioning

[8-8-8-16]

[jeghenn]

stretching

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

see i think when a Final Girl kills a Slasher she should automatically inherit his mantle

[acanfullofspiders]

once a teacher always a teacher

[wildflowerdraught]

In retrospect, it's hilarious that Stratt made everybody on the vat speak English in deference to Grace being monolingual

Because with how quickly Grace was able to pick up Eridian, even with literally NOTHING about it being familiar the way a human language would be, they probably could have chosen Mandarin as the universal language on Stratt's Vat and he would have just. Learned it.

[cosmichorrorbarbie]

everyone be niceys to him or she’ll blow this whole antarctica up

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[pukicho]

The customer service at the fuck you die store was lacking to say the least

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

haven't kept up w/ pokemon but i'm assuming there's a whale type that uses its blowhole to shoot a beam attack of some type, yes? surely?

[kiriekonamistan]

Wailord and yes, though I don't remember the name of the attack since I don't use Wailord very often. 'Water Sport' isn't an attack, but I think it counts?

I think the attack I'm trying to remember is called 'Water Spout', and the reason I couldn't remember it is because it's so visually similar to the name 'Water Sport'.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

losing my goddamn mind over "Water Sport the pokemon attack"

[d-f-phantom]

[avese23]

“Not affected by snatch”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nah never heard of it

[pukicho]

Pukichu what do you suggest we do about the heatwaves going on in Europe?

How about you guys start with offering water with ice at restaurants

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[its-too-many-fandoms]

Omg I love this piece. Grace the hanging man, content with his life but cannot avoid the changes coming; the ship his noose, the rope that binds him to his fate; the blood red stars beside him, Olesya and Yáo the angels haunting him in the background. Eva Stratt, the one who holds it all on her back, the world is literally on her shoulders, the Petrova line on her neck. She will not falter, cannot afford to move, and yet still she glares at us. Eva challenges us, daring us to ask if we could do better, if we could hold her burden for even a fraction of the time.

Eve, the mother of sin, who held the world in her hands and was cursed for not knowing.

Eva, director of the task force, who now holds the world, and still must curse man to save it.

In the end, it always falls on a woman. I could never hate you Eva Stratt

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[pukicho]

Can you ask my doctor to remove my ovaries please?

I just don’t understand why you think I have authority over your doctor. What do you see me as.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I think grim reapers should wear little hats

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I don't remember where I was going with this but I stand by it. give grim reapers big ole straw farmer's hats!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"well which is it gaud, little hats or big ole straw hats" i told you i don't remember where I was going with this. give grim reapers Among Us accessory options