i'm a

holy fuck... i'm popping!

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TummySoft has produced a new cuntroller 🎮 !with a probing stomach to rub, and yes it burps as well

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invest

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Please, know me small

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I can't let anyone love me anymore

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It's like a phone but with a fucking vape built into it and you San Fran fucks will love the fact it's hydroelectric you vape that shit to charge and nobody ever will understand the blue button you're supposed to press it at the same time as the other person on the other end and then all communication is immediately locked down

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I can't let anyone love me anymore

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Bro I Combust Ed a blood nut thinking abotn robot girls but ai stands for ayyy idon't want to have sex with this whatsoever. LOLS! This is one for the millennials, now one for the boomers (stes phone text to 800%) (COMMENTS LUSTFUL AND DEPRESSED THINGS UNDER PHOTOGRAPHS OF JOHN PORK)

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each morning GET UP do the pledge of allergens

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One reblog? I'm a bitch!

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each morning GET UP do the pledge of allergens

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each morning GET UP do the pledge of allergens

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

UH OH ‼️ THE FUCKPIG ALTER IS FRONTING

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Me 5 edibles in: you don't understand the exchange was made through data that's physically moving and we can shift atoms to make one server say this and then shift aftons for another server this that and then you have the entire fucking wall stream teet and it's literally Come get yo shoes

Everyone I've ever met: You act like this while stone-cold sober man you gotta take another

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Me drop duck dead Fred fhgh; I hope nobody made ag me

My roommate to my fucking face:b You're being racist . To every white person right now

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I ate hot honey mac and cheese and I am going to die and I am going to die statistically while being filmed for a tik Tok

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Lolola stands for laughing my laugh ass

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guys son of baconator told me not to come to school tomorrow

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Smoking one cig per YouTube Short to develop some form of pavlovian response

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Animal Crossing All Death Messages Explained

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