Anything's Possible, but Nothing is Perfect.

21, Female - Not single, hufflepuff, pansexual. Frowning at my blog is not permitted, and any excuse for doing so will be denied. I love you all <3

[sirfrogsworth]

Wholesome acceptable rat kissing. 

[weirdmageddon]

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

[kalevala17-deactivated20201116]

[asundergrowth]

IT DIDNT CATCH FIRE IT IS BEING DELIBERATELY CLEARCUT AND BURNED BECAUSE LARGE AGROBUSINESS CONGLOMERATES PAID THEIR FASCIST GOVERNMENT TO IGNORE THIS COURT RULING

[starshals]

It’d explain why it isn’t getting coverage for sure.

[unculture]

You can give *directly* to Indigenous forest protectors in Brazil by supporting @ApibOficial (Brazilian Articulation of Indigenous Peoples). Indigenous groups are the only reason there is any rainforest left in Brazil at all at this point.

Here’s the link. 

[unculture]

Link

[julius-novachrono]

the more you know

[citizen-zero]

Sea monsters are simultaneously the best and worst cryptids because one the one hand, the ocean is deep enough and unexplored enough that something could conceivably be down there, but on the other hand, the ocean is deep enough and unexplored enough that something could conceivably be down there

[formertox]

[homoscedasticity]

feel the rain on your skin

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

no one else can feel it for you

[shock]

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

[andivhs]

[crashhead]

One of my favorite quotes.

[keybladesoras]

The many shades of Pikachu in Detective Pikachu.

[ukulelekatie]

🎵oh, i wanna nap with somebody…🎵

🎵i wanna fall aˢˡᵉᵉᵖ  with somebody…🎵

[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[thebootydiaries]

Date: hey let’s slow dance

Me: does the Macarena at ¼ speed

[nogenderinthewasteland]

“video games linked to adhd” gee i wonder why ppl with adhd would be drawn to an interactive medium that fully engages your brain and gives your hands something to do at the same time. it is a mystery

[lovesuggestion]

don’t forget that love letters are still the cutest gifts

[papishanpoo-deactivated20150504]

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

[lessthanmore]

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

[silverspark-archived]

Kill love

[farkie]

drug life

[ampervadasz]

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Y'all know who y'all are. I’m coming and I brought scissors

[ppiizza]

He keeps telling her to stop smoking after each snip. This has a lot of chaotic good vibes

[sunnysundown]

perro desgraciado

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One time when I was like 18 I knew this girl who had absolutely no boobs whatsoever. She was flat as a pancake and I was so jealous and one day she heard me complaining about sports bras and she was like omg I hate them!

And I was like Bethany.....there is no way in Earth you ever would have to wear a bra. I mean no one should ever HAVE to wear a bra in the first place but if you didn't nobody would even NOTICE and she was like : O

And then the next day she saw me out in public and she struck a pose and yelled from like fifty yards away "MALLAIDH ANNE!!! IM NOT WEARING A BRA!!!!"

And I was like yay!!!

And then for like. A while afterward EVERY time she saw me I knew whether or not she had a bra on because if she didn't she'd be like "hey Mallaidh Anne I'm not wearing a bra."

And it got to the point that some people were like "is she....did she just tell you she's not wearing a bra?? Is she....blatantly hitting on you in some weird way" and I was like "no no she's straight it's okay I just freed her from her mortal confines that's all."

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

Shsjskaka I was always made fun of for being flat but like,,,, I don't have to be caged so who's the real winner