Stuck In A Microwave

// In a love affair with the em dash //" I can't stand being human like this." // Fake idgafer // Permanent eyebags — in body and spirit. // Suffering from many, many curses // Gacha games are inherently evil // Oracle of Delphi 2 // Play "Heaven Will be Mine" on Steam // Wetware enthusiast #1 // One-sided beef with the sun // Too many hours on E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy // In love with absurd tight clothing for normal reasons // Only good star wars media is the original trilogy and Knights of the Old Republic // Having a clone would fix both of us // Allegedly a 'Harry du Bois' // Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice //

[stuck-in-a-microwave]

currently in crisis

[rhapsodyxvi]

man what the fuck ever

[ziridotmidi]

[localdollgirl]

neopussy that comes with a womb window that you can adjust the opacity on to watch the creampie happen through

[localdollgirl]

12/10. love this

[storyweavingspider]

*sultry voice* Yeah, stick me in your queue you slut.

[lakemojave]

Yes ma'am

[dogpuppy]

[dummy-dot-exe]

by ユウキレイ@YuukiRay

[contemptible-scoundrel]

incredible...! and th is will be in every household in a few short years!

[sailatina3]

Frutiger aero fridge thats so slimy and you can stick your dick in it #nostalgia

[coltonclay]

CREEPER MILK

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[paradoxlemonade]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

many would say that whispy woods or king dedede are the most iconic recurring obstacle in kirby. i disagree. it's actually this

[orcboxer]

why is kirby facing away from us

[orcboxer]

was it something i said

[tamamita]

Ah sorry I had no idea your soldiers are working class, please proceed with ethnically cleansing my village.

[absurdlyinaccurate]

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

[thes3nator]

Visit Original Link

@baronxvi @wroughtornot @meatballmeatballspaghetti @judyvoid @lordran-man This is for you.

[sapphstuff]

Nerdy Vulpix girl

U know she shrimps hardcore and her posture is FUCKED cuz of it

[dorothylarouge]

I hate when non-women make jokes about hating women. When men do it it makes me want to stab them repeatedly but I hate when nb people do it too. Like at minimum it makes me trust you less.

[thought-god]

I hate when people make jokes about how much they hate a gender. It just ain’t cool. It’s not very nice. I don’t see why there’d ever be a reason to do it ever.

[dorothylarouge]

I FUCKING HATE MEN BY THE WAY

[mayama-wawah]

wanna share this gif i spent half the day editing with you all hehe :3c

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[dummy-dot-exe]

バニーバニー(っ´ω`c) by ばんび@bambi2000line