Stuck In A Microwave

// In a love affair with the em dash //" I can't stand being human like this." // Fake idgafer // Permanent eyebags — in body and spirit. // Suffering from many, many curses // Gacha games are inherently evil // Oracle of Delphi 2 // Play "Heaven Will be Mine" on Steam // Wetware enthusiast #1 // One-sided beef with the sun // Too many hours on E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy // In love with absurd tight clothing for normal reasons // Only good star wars media is the original trilogy and Knights of the Old Republic // Having a clone would fix both of us // Allegedly a 'Harry du Bois' // Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice //

[stuck-in-a-microwave]

currently in crisis

[ellewantsrevenge]

aadam jacobs's archive

[sailatina3]

[creamsicle-art]

nope, good try tho

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

why did you wash me so thoroughly. i can barely even read it

[grimoiremanifest]

[angrily] They're trying to mask the scent of that sea herring pussy!

[privatesouretu]

She has put on glasses.

[boccher]

[emnesoi0]

chuuni office lady with white tights

[boccher]

i just really have a thing for girls in labcoats

[boccher]

siscon shimeji saying this with that pfp

[boccher]

this is not about her.

[boccher]

IT IS ABOUT HER AS WELL

[blueey-jayzilla]

They are discussing very important shit right now

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[shegayonmygirl]

girls should be having crazy fucked up sex with me (holding me in their arms and petting me softly and telling me everything will be alright),

[cheddar-baby]

i pooped and then i dipped i pooped and then i skipped. Life is like a game to people like me

[sailatina3]

What even happens in the pacific ocean

[dubiousdoobie]

water

[eddieintheocean]

CLAY AND OOZE.

[juney-blues]

you don't hear about memes anymore

[juney-blues]

information ceased spreading

[databuffer]

Help me pick a name for my Caliban in Lancer

Free Range and Organic

Slam Poetry Night

Not To Make It Political

Remaining time: 4 hours 28 minutes

[mousegirlheart]

You'll pay us for everything and own nothing and you'll thank us for it

[mousegirlheart]

[catgirl-bar2nder]

HEY SO UHHH,

IM REALLY NOT DOING SO GOOD RIGHT NOW

Can anyone please help a trans girl out? I just got un-homeless, I can't go back...

im selling plasma twice every week... im about to run out of food stamps... i had to overdraft to pay my storage unit because there was a late fee, and ive only gotten one donation in the past three weeks...

PayPal @Wakeworks

Venmo @Wavaltine

Cashapp @Livaltine

[nacht---hexe]

good 50% of isekai works would be improved by the male lead dying and letting the female characters hang out, other 50% would be improved by the lead transitioning