Stuck In A Microwave

// In a love affair with the em dash //" I can't stand being human like this." // Fake idgafer // Permanent eyebags — in body and spirit. // Suffering from many, many curses // Gacha games are inherently evil // Oracle of Delphi 2 // Play "Heaven Will be Mine" on Steam // Wetware enthusiast #1 // One-sided beef with the sun // Too many hours on E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy // In love with absurd tight clothing for normal reasons // Only good star wars media is the original trilogy and Knights of the Old Republic // Having a clone would fix both of us // Allegedly a 'Harry du Bois' // Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice //

[stuck-in-a-microwave]

currently in crisis

[autofuneral]

one of those apocalyptic things that we have decided not to talk about is that straight guys do not wash their hands in the bathroom. its fucking crazy pills man.

[autofuneral]

for sale pee hands never washed

[sottaceti-deactivated20260328]

fuck its Already like 100 am

[bathroomcube]

gm_pigcity

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[bogleech]

"uh ohhhhhh!!!!" - a oyster when this happens ill bet

[bogleech]

It's just that theyll grow on anything solid and they have flotation bladders to keep them upright, like a lot of seaweed, so when they get big enough they can float away with whatever they're growing on, like small rocks or broken coral. But they got called oyster thiefs because you notice this phenomenon most if your livelihood depends on farming creatures that are also roughly similar to small rocks.

[poondragoon]

Ochrophytes stole my oyster harvest. Can't have shit in Cornwall 😤

[sapphling]

just blocked somebody for whinging about how we need psychiatrists & carceral medicine on an antipsych post and i shit you not their bio listed them as an "anarcho-zionist"

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[dougwalkerofficial]

I Created This Blog in 2017 And I Forgot To Post This Picture For The Tenth Anniversary. I Didn't Remember.

[dougwalkerofficial]

All You Fucking People Do Is Disrespect Me

[swanlakereturns]

It's actually kind of an instant win scenario. I can see how you'd think it's the other thing, though.

[niceinchnails]

real streaming site called 67 movies northern lion

[niceinchnails]

They got servers called ice wizard and hog rider

[boybeetles]

Hahah every trans person loves [product]. Trans culture is [music by cis people]. I mean [cis person] is soooo trans-coded. To be trans is to like [video game]. Queer culture is pretty much just [product]. Spend money spend money spend money consumerism labubu . Stuff animal . Video game . Generic Pop Star . Celebrity .

[plaidos]

if you say “AFAB people” i’m just gonna assume you’re a cryptoterf 99/100 times

[christianstepmoms]

Sorry folks I unplugged the computer those circus people lived in. No more clown, no more chattering teeth. They're all dead now. Rabbit too.

[jame7t]

We’ve all GOTTA pitch in to put on an Amazing Digital Funeral to save the rec center!!

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt