Stuck In A Microwave

// In a love affair with the em dash //" I can't stand being human like this." // Fake idgafer // Permanent eyebags — in body and spirit. // Suffering from many, many curses // Gacha games are inherently evil // Oracle of Delphi 2 // Play "Heaven Will be Mine" on Steam // Wetware enthusiast #1 // One-sided beef with the sun // Too many hours on E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy // In love with absurd tight clothing for normal reasons // Only good star wars media is the original trilogy and Knights of the Old Republic // Having a clone would fix both of us // Allegedly a 'Harry du Bois' // Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice //

[stuck-in-a-microwave]

currently in crisis

[assimilation-failure]

[maidthings]

they never have to score again and they never have to go home and they can just stay in this beautiful moment forever and no one can hurt them ever again

[moonlitorchestrator]

I WILL HURT THEM MYSELF SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS MESSI

[stuck-in-a-microwave]

girls keep begging me to bring them into my basement/factory/realm to turn them into ██████ (?doll ?servant ?automated) and yet everytime we finally get to ██ ████████ they freak out, because its basically Scorn (2022) .

[pavizi]

anonymous catgirl

[infiniteartmachine]

"two anime girls in formal clothing stand together reading books on a stump"

[beetlemage]

bubbline on da infiniteartmachine

[gazeldhazel]

okay the womb tattoo curse was funny for a couple seconds there but I would appreciate it if you could disband it before I start ovulating for real. you know it only takes like. thirty seconds for it to become permanent, right. permanent until whoever has the curse goes into an extreme heat and has to be rawed and bred for days. can you just uncast it already. please. how many seconds has it been I'm getting anixous please it's not funny anymore hey please please uncast it please oh my god no you're serious about this aren't you no no no no-

[screenshotsofdespair]

[capnsoapy]

do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

[the-drunk-game-master-deactivat]

I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you'd be, or if you're a Jedi or a Sith.

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[grumpy-bat-central]

I'll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you'd use~!

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[totally-lyrical]

ok but power rangers are dope as hell and also are FREE to watch on youtube so tag yrself im light blue

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[smolbluegoblin]

tumblr user capnsoapy

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my eternal punishment defined by any futile boulders for kings because I have a three-dimensional sense of eternal torment,

[arturia-giallo]

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[arcsystemworksofficial]

Dragon Ball FighterZ 2: Remix of the End

Raditz Reveal Trailer

“I command thee, kneel!” - Raditz Kakarot

[lesbiiundyne-deactivated2015112]

it gets easier everyday

[cheaphalloweencostume]

remember when things were simple

[stellarblade]

this is the saddest fucking image on this website

[bloglikeanegyptian]

what can we even do now? i mean this seriously, i've been donating every month, i've boosted, i've tried to share the truth, but it just doesn't stop. what can we do? this is madness it's always been madness, it's inhumane, it's demonic. how can we save them?

you keep doing it. i know it's tough because what you're doing is long-term work in a short-term emergency. but it matters regardless. now is not the time to stop anything, it's the time to do as much as you can. i shared this screenshot before, but here it is again:

from the new yorker interview with james elder UNICEF chief. key part of this sentence: there is big international pressure and israel loosens controls

there has to be big international pressure. you are part of this. israel has spent 75 years becoming as resilient as possible to big international pressure. it takes an international outcry to let in a paltry can of baby formula. but without you doing what you've been doing, there won't be the pressure even for that. and i know you feel like you've been as present as possible, but actually i have noticed many people clocking out of thinking about palestine. i used to get 30, 40, 50k notes on posts about palestine. now i get around ten times less even though arguably far less people defend what israel is doing. that's less pressure on israel, and this is easy goals. bring those people back. keep palestine the topic of conversation.

so anything you do now to increase pressure is the most important thing you'll do today. and for everyone else reading this, don't forget to donate to the sameer project.

[grimeclown]

Bloodborne sex, squirt and cream

Slaying that pussy is my hunter’s dream

Spill that blood, back that ass up

We’re getting dirty in the dungeons with a pthumeru cup

[grimeclown]

She’s got that evil pussy. She’s got that beast pussy. She’s got that something-that’s-living-under-the-streets pussy. I double dip with my threaded cane, but I side-step after. I’ve been keeping my eyes peeled, and there’s something in the rafters. It’s a vicious she-wolf; her eyes are bloodshot and mean. Im readying my weapon but she’s pulling on my jeans. The wolf says “stay out of hemwick, girl, those witches know how to hex.” I say “I know what I’m into honey, this is bloodborne sex”

[waffliesinyoface]

Visit Original Link

#evil post from hell\

@beesmygod you seem to have reblogged a version of this WITHOUT the accompanying audio. allow me to help you :)

[grimeclown]

Happy Birthday Bloodborne

[deepinourengines]

hi my name is long-running tv show heres where you can find me: seasons 1-3 are on netflix. seasons 3,4, and 7 are on tubi. seasons 5-6 are on poob. season 2 is on pheebo free with ads. all seasons are available on pheeboTV+ Premium with the Starz add-on... with ads. season 12 is a pheebo original. nobody has it for you.

reddit.com/r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH/

[slut-for-media]

[s4brface]

Serial Designation P

Drone version of my android OC Pyon! She's very bratty. That is not nanite acid in her tail! :3

[ayeforscotland]

It is a complete disgrace that the BBC can rule that it was correct to cut out ‘Free Palestine’ from Akinola Davies Jr’s speech.

All while keeping in a racial slur caused by Tourette’s which became the subject of truly awful discourse for weeks.