Hit The Hay All Day

If u awake u a fake

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[kkneesockks]

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[approach]

[necrophilofthefuture]

those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen

[amateur]

[stability]

this is the best one omg

[hi-imkingdavid]

😭😂😭😂

[weloveshortvideos]

Michael Jackson hated touring lol 

[barelyfittingin]

Lmfaoo

[sugaredhoneyicedtea-deactivated]

My favorite video in all history

[pomeranian2]

[dirtyjongin]

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

[crrocs]

i love it when people compliment my pets 

[crrocs]

compliment her 

[dabbingdeku]

She looks pretty dead

[crrocs]

thanks

[vijara]

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

[trashskeleton-deactivated201408]

And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

[deeznutsu-deactivated20150913]

RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

[daddysbabyboi]

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner

[hoebutmadefashion]

[pussyclench-deactivated20140724]

[frankbainimarama]

[deejay]

[fentyjenner-deactivated20160516]

[h0odrich]

she put her glasses on so she could read Kim properly

[betterthankanyebitch]

im kourtney

[blackberryshawty]

I’m Kourt but I’m also Kris and also Rob

[divascreech]

“I’m married for 72 days, really? that was normal” like how did Kris just murder her own daughter like that

[gayawkwardmexicanman-deactivate]

View this post on Instagram

[arabellesicardi]

if this was not a carly song i would not reblog but i am forced to

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

The pride flag reveal….. I cannot

[perfuckedtion]

Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off

[ileyanc]

[othermomo]

Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.

[j-popsicles]

why must you hurt me this way

[strike-blade-blog]

That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.

[j-popsicles]

[betterbemeta]

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

[myworldinboxes]

ME. ME. ME.