Too rude for a Paragon,Too lazy for a Renegade

Hi, I’m Momo, and I pride myself in being a terrible smartass. I don’t mean “terrible smartass” like “horrible person”, but rather terrible at being a smartass. I don't fuckin know, these are hard to write.

[othermomo]

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[zoglin]

What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

[carlomontie]

5k gold for a 10/10 experience

[wigglyflippingout]

is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

[othermomo]

How it feels to re-watch Gundam Wing/00/IBO

[omghotmemes]

Baby can do a little a cocaine, as a treat

[othermomo]

Comic by Kate Beaton, google her, she's wonderful

Also would it fucking KILL YOU to source your fuckin shit??

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theocseason4]

[xxx---sink----xxx]

google maps literally sending me thru a best buy here

[gamecubewizard]

speedrunning strats

[othermomo]

Loading the interior and then loading back into the overworld may take some time, but the interior is actually a shorter linear distance inside then it is on the outside, so you end up saving the time loading and then some.

[xxx---sink----xxx]

google maps literally sending me thru a best buy here

[gamecubewizard]

speedrunning strats

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[teakayblog]

Why is he crying? Is he okay? Did someone not like him back? It’s hard to find people who like you back. I don’t have luck either. Feel better my guy.

[auddityy]

vibe

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Boomer memes are taking a brave stance against basic safety

[nitramgniknilra]

In my day we DIED

[hollowedskin]

and we LIKED IT

[othermomo]

"Turns out your chances of surviving an accident are drastically increased when you wear an seat belt, but people still dont, so were making it illegal to NOT wear one

Boomers: OH MY GOD THESE BABY MILLENNIALS AND THEIR WEAKNESS, BACK IN MY GRANDPARENTS DAYS THERE WASNT EVEN A SEATBELT AND HE SURVIVED! His brother didnt, but that's because he was only standing on the sidewalk. COULD A SEATBELT HAVE SAVED HIM?

Boomer logic.

[moomincaps]

[othermomo]

Love can do nothing for my abscessed tooth, but I do appreciate the thought and care you put forth for my sake, little hippo friend.

[othermomo]

Shoutout to when puss was accumulating under a broken tooth that caused me excruciating pain, I did nothing about it and it hasnt hurt even once since July. Dentistry being seperate from health insurance is a healthcare scam.

[catchymemes]

[whifferdills]

https://www.the-pro-creator.com/2019/01/I-hate-adobe-and-so-should-you.html

[brucebocchi]

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

[shookie-cookie]

This is BONECHILLING

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m in TEARS this is SO FUNNY LJDHFSDHFLSJDHFSDLJ

[themusician00]

[swolerbear]

it is constantly amazing and terrifying to me the amount of propaganda that is necessary in order to sustain capitalism

[swolerbear]

I'm not saying this to sound so smart and evolved, I'm absolutely including myself in this. I am constantly in awe of how much I have had to unlearn and how much more I need to unlearn. The first time I saw someone criticizing the nuclear family model, I was completely taken aback, and now I fully recognize the ways in which this social family model perpetuates abuse, poverty, and neglect.

And the capitalist class really has us believing that the products we consume have something to say about our identity. It's fucking wild.

[swolerbear]

The United States is a country that believes that the availability of 27 different types of Oreos is somehow an indication of freedom while people starve to death on the streets and die because they can't afford a medication whose price is artificially inflated.

[swolerbear]

The idea that someone can earn (and therefore deserves) millions or billions of dollars is absolutely asinine! The myth of the "self-made millionaire" is an outright lie! And yet both are bedrocks of American culture.

[plutomeetsgenius]

[pickypicnic]