I’m going on vacation. The hotel says no pets so you have to watch my captive while im gone ok. It gets 2 scoops dry food in the morning, 1 scoop dry and a can of wet at midday, and a salmon fillet at dinner. If you forget to feed it, it'll bite really really hard so don’t forget. If it gets mean there’s extra cuffs in the closet and a shocker hung up by its crate. Don’t listen to what it tells you. Don’t unlock the collar. Don’t take off the muzzle except for food. It gets 2 pink monsters a day if it’s being nice, they’re in the fridge. If it gets real mean there’s a pill bottle on the bathroom counter with a heart sharpied on the lid. Hold it by the jaw and force one pill down its throat until it swallows. That’ll keep it nice for a few hours.















