no title needed

just a loser with a  blog

[dennys]

he really got ~into~ his breakfast

[thebootydiaries]

r u ok dennys

[pochowek]

God.. americans know every food by a brand name… slim jims.. nutella… kleenex…. there’s normal words for that you know

[gumstones]

what the fuck is the normal name for slim jims??? meat sticks???

[frameperfectcumcancel]

yall eat kleenex?

[gennyescsecsemo]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

The lack of context here is thrilling

[rock-allday]

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

[revvann-deactivated20181218]

I was always afraid of Ohio

[sleepyhue-deactivated20221116]

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

[rinsbian]

you so fucking precious when u paypal me $1,000,000

[keithrichrdsmoved]

A$MR Rocky

[gothicprep]

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

[yiffest]

covalent bonds

[chainmessages-blog]

[four-female]

ghostbusters?

[the-feminists-are]

taking over! i’m

[an-adult]

virgin!

[fullmetalfisting]

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

[elanorpam]

i made the mistake of reading yours

[profeminist]

Source

[memewhore]

[peachysuggest]

you are important and special and loved even when your mind tells you you’re not

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[emjineer]

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

[emjineer]

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

[marry-and-mirthful]

Storu

[emjineer]

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass. 

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. 

She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.

 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security. 

[musterniillustrates]

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014