i want shulk to get stuck in

bone upper!all confessions are anonymous. spoilers are untagged.

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theres no point in making Memes if youre not having fun

anon here unsderstands the soul of memes

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listen first of all i didnt expect that ask to ever be answered second of all how could you leave this masterpiece of a blog inactive

oh my god

idk after a while we just kind of stopped. especially because we began to get some Rather Concerning asks and we were like “yep nope this isnt gonna be a Real Thing” so its a meme thing instead of people legitimately talking about how burger shulk grinds their gears you feelif the people want more memes, we’ll make memes but idk its 

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wild

who seNT THIStHIS BLOG HAS BEEN DEAD FOR LIKE A YEAR WHO IS THIS /WHO IS THIS/

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ive seen a lot of weird shit get submitted to this blog but whoever just submitted that what the fuck what

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I want Riki to lay his eggs deep within Sharla's body. I want her to feel them writhing within her as they hatch. I want Riki to laugh ominously as his nopon children pour out from Sharla's body cavity, from every orifice imaginable.

What the actual fuck

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I want to raise Chief Dunga's dongers. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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dunban

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i want Melia to Melia with a Melia

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the mechons rly grind my gears, if u kno what i mean

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i want to slog through the satorl marsh, so mud, so dirty

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i want alvis to stick his key necklace up melia's butthole and unlock its amazing secrets.

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i want shulk to whisper katy perrys firework softly to reyn whiel he sleeps

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sharkla

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how can you see into my eyes like open doors

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i wanna fuck the creator of this blog even though I don't know who it is. im super horny and i figure you'd be someone up for it