It’s Lit

28 ~ am I talking about the German NT or the USMNT?? (hint: it’s both) knitblr: disaster-knit Ask me anything!

[bob-belcher]

[mossbyrn]

actually, I’m not asking

LEAVE

AND

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[omtai]

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[albonk]

friends who dnf together stay together!!

[landonor]

teammate drama is so fun when your driver is not involved

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[indigosfindings]

ads with fake close buttons where if you try to click close you just click the ad are vile. people who make them should be locked in a room with only fake doors & windows

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[mynorthernattitude]

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

[gatoradebong]

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

[zendmani]

What A Feeling by One Direction

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[scuderia-hamilton]

it’s 2032 there have been 38 yellow flags, 11 red flags, 29 virtual safety cars, 23 safety cars; the F2 Miami race is still ongoing and there are four cars left

[nooscars]

in a world of mercedes and mclaren sponsored by generative ai, be racing bulls💛💙

[books-read-in-nooks]

Me: *Resists the urge to buy a book*

Me: “Wow! I’m so strong! I should treat myself by buying a new book-”

[veliseraptor]

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion