twilight? in 2024? its more likely than you think.

chandler. 24. wlw. main blog is @smileythirteen

[footlongdingledong]

thing thats good: yay

thing thats bad: aww

thing that has both genuinely amazing pieces of storytelling and abysmal dogshit slop both happening like entirely interchangably:

[vamplire]

need more sapphic vampires in media. need more sapphic vampires in media. need more sapphic vampires in media. need more sapphic vampires in media. need more sapphic vampires in media.

[disastercullen]

is it just me or did btvs get kind of mid after they graduated high school

[closapine]

[everelore]

TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[lunastwilightblog]

Wow great gifset

[disastercullen]

i think if i lived in forks i would use the cullens secret against them to extort free healthcare

[smileythirteen]

i am rewatching buffy the vampire slayer this spooky season so if any btvs wanna be moots dm me!!!

[sumrot]

[bob-belcher]

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

[daily-spooky]

[starsofatlantis]

treech in a drumming noise inside my head

[bl00dfroma-fairy]

[hollowboobtheory]

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

[humans4vampires]

jasper is what?????? the only vampire in the history of forever that had more than one singular vampire lover??? and edward doesn’t slut shame him every minute of every goddamn day?????? plot HOLE

[robsource]

I’m breaking all the rules now anyway. Since I’m going to hell. Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

[screamingatsquirrels]

I hope this hasn't been done yet

[bellasredchevy]

IT’S ACTUALLY A REALLY ARTFUL AND WELL-DONE FILM IF YOU THINK OF THE MOVIE MORE AS AN ABSURDIST HORROR THAN A ROMANTIC MOVIE AND YOU CAN REALLY SEE CATHERINE HARDWICKE’S ATTENTION TO DETAIL AND LOVE AND CARE FOR THE SOURCE MATERIAL WOVEN INTO EVERY FRAME—

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[swordshapedleaves]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post