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I don't reblog much here because I don't want to accidentally post porn to my main account, lol 25 yo - Line breaks hate me

[weeeeps]

slime uses mimicry to appear more dangerous

[squeakitties]

[moscovium291]

insane to me btw that princesses aren't drawn fat more often. you're literally a state-sponsored spoiled brat. like that's your job description. i would literally eat nothing but steak and cake every day until i was visiting the royal tailor on a bi-weekly basis and every maid in the castle would be teasing me sexfully about it

[osakanone]

[395nm]

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

[foxgirlmindcrank]

This keeps happening to me 😔

[angel-in-your-basement]

I just want to be put in slutty little outfits and shown off to strangers and your friends and casually groped in front of them. God I love being objectified like that. Yes, you should be smug that I’m a good sex object and they are definitely thinking about fucking me. Yes, you should show me off and touch me possessively and enjoy the ego boost of knowing you get access to my body and they don’t. Yes, you should take as many opportunities as possible to demonstrate how much power you have over me. Yes, you should fuck me somewhere semi-public after and tell me what a slut I am for enjoying how everyone was looking at me, and remind me that you’re the only one who gets to do this to me.

[enbyfication]

priest kink but midway through sex you find out he's one of those liberal protestant priests so it's like not even a big deal for him. and he just wanted to fuck you for normal reasons

[sillypuppygirl67]

Reblog to make prev accidentally cum in their panties

[ijichi-nijika]

instant win princess

[halochewer]

deploying cognitive behavioral threapy to reframe getting pinned under the maids as "victory" was a great idea

[kissing-your-mirror]

[boringkate]

It's so cool that humans evolved mouths so that they could suck on cocks, but then I guess they also lifehacked their way into using them for speech too and that's obviously caused a lot of problems.

[nyanbinary-perineum]

Making you use lotion that makes you extremely sensitive so that when I tell you to please me you're shuddering and struggling and shaking from the sensation of touching me.

What starts as an embarrassing failure to give a pawjob without wincing and pulling away turns to me grabbing your paws and fucking into them as you beg me to stop and you cum yourself stupid.

[therepudiatedimmortals]

I Literally miss armpits so bad mann

[therepudiatedimmortals]

correction: i miss smelling other people's armpits after theyve been suffering summer heat all day

[transgenderization]

i don't have a tip for this one hi helly sorry

[therepudiatedimmortals]

hi can you give me a veryclose hug

[transgenderization]

hi you're not getting that

[yossyislandd]

do NOT yank on an alien's little antenna balls!!! they are ver!y sensitive!!!!!! f!!ucki!ng!!!! sto!!!!!p!!!!!!!!!!!

[mewvore]

I love sex and masturbation I just wish there was a carry over system where if I didn't orgasm I could put that cum energy (cumergy) towards my next one

[uwathebestgirl]

What the fuck! Op must have been a prim and proper maid getting humped by a bratty perverted princess when she said this