A Disaster of a Person

a messy bi bitch

[itadorii-deactivated20251228]

[hungwy]

just talked to the mold under ur floor mattress and it told me u’ve been sleeping bad lately

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

That’s weird bc I was just under my floor mattress talking to the mold and no one there knew you

[microwaveovensmaybe]

i think it’s a real missed opportunity that the secret history fandom doesn’t all collectively refer to Richard Papen as Dick paper,, this is my petition to make that a thing

[madatmost]

yes i do live in my head but the landlord is fucking crazy 😭

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

*at an italian bar with an acoustic guitar*This ones for all my mama mias amd papa pia’s tonight

[macaulaytwins]

Catch me and my moral ambiguity wrapped in a tweed coat reading Shakespeare on a dock

[cavprime]

richard “i have a crush on camilla but all of my internal dialogue revolves around francis” papen

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

the mortifying ordeal of being earnest

[weatheredlaw]

the importance of being known

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[rustystars]

I can’t wait for 2020 to be over so I can watch the fourth Christmas Prince movie

[tummydrummer-deactivated2014022]

me nd my pirate girlfriend

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

[vanyaliful]

sometimes a family can be a north-korean captain, his four men and one bratty illegally trespassing south korean lady

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

[morerevenge]

Cancel your gays

a trope by Netflix 

[vengeful-supermarket]

This is the only day you can RT this

[bunney]

for sale. beyblades. never ripped.

[ghostresidues]

well maybe if bunny had made an anime girl noise when the greek class were about to push him off the ravine they would’ve changed their minds about the whole thing