Disaster Astrology

Leo sun | Cap moon | Cancer rising Realm : 1 3 4 5 ig: smolxbebe

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 💫

things that are meant to be will fall into place 💫

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[gigi-orosco]

Thanks Gemini rising for preserving my Scorpio moon from public humiliation.

[incorrectzodiacquotes]

Gemini: You've all heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for-

Gemini: *placing a pot on Scorpio's head* A thot in a pot

Scorpio:

Scorpio: *getting up from their seat* Get ready for a bitch in a ditch because that's where they're gonna find your body, you little fu-

[daddy-pops]

[disastr0logy]

hanging out with ur leo friend be like ♌️

[highlyspecificsigns]

the signs as AI-generated colors

AI Weirdness never misses

ARIES: TIGER Venom

TAURUS: Lotionary Sector

GEMINI: Oh We Got A Fun

CANCER: Upset Toilet

LEO:

VIRGO: Classy Comma

LIBRA: Drag Rat

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS: Pursuant And Contrary

CAPRICORN: The Brown of Truth

AQUARIUS: OoookkkkkklkkkLikkkkkkkkkkk

PISCES: Meep Mep Mep

[thegarbageplant]

r/ventart - smol canvas

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[elobotomy-deactivated20211101]

Thuglette:

Women that runaway: Pisces

Women that talk: Aquarius

Women that scratch: Capricorn

Women that bite: Sagittarius

Women that pull hair: Scorpio

Women that slap: Libra

Women that punch: Virgo

Women that trip: Leo

Women that kick: Cancer

Women that bash: Gemini

Women that trample: Taurus

Women that throw: Aries

[librascorpio-kun]

[torivmod]

Happy Libra Season… ✨😌✨

[stealingyourbae]

[understands]

[11-515]

[11-515]

[1st-1]

[torivmod]

When you’re an Aries Moon

[mercury7th]

Person: well maybe you should stop feeling bad for yourself and..“

Water signs: