Internet Dating + Two 20Somethings = Disastrous

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I should probably win some sort of award for blocking the most people on Plenty of Fish

Roxy after receiving yet another dumb ass message

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We are alive, y’all! 

Although we are no longer 20-something, we are still fabulous....and still single haha

Pray for us to stay away from fuck boys! 

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I dated this guy very briefly like 5 or 6 years ago, and he's STILL trying. I'll get a Facebook or plenty of fish message from him like once every month or so. Why is it never the ones that you want that want you? But the ones you don't want are persistent AF!

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It's that time again! Another year older. Another year single. And that's okay! I'm having a dinner at a nice restaurant at the Wynn with some girlfriends/sister and going to Surrender nightclub afterward. Not a bad way to spend my 30th birthday.

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I'm tired.

I'm so tired of all the fuck boys. Cleansing them all from my life and starting over. Happy Monday!

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

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I had sex with this person. Damn, I'm a bad bitch! 😂

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When are they going to invent alcohol delivery?

Roxy after drinking her last beer and wanting more, but not wanting to leave her house and Vanderpump Rules

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Awkward is when a guy from out of state that you had a semi one night stand (we're friends on Facebook and follow each other on IG) with comes to town for a work event you're involved in. Do I say hi? So far I've resorted to acting like I don't see him.

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Definition of a keeper

A man that brings wine, popcorn and goldfish crackers and watches The Best of Me with you.

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Same.

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When a guy tells me he’s never gotten off from a blowjob before…

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Ummm literally a guy I'm talking to said this to me last night.

I felt bad for him.

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When you go on a date and the guy is really cute but annoying AF and he invites himself to your house so you make him watch the Bachelor finale and he doesn't take the hint to leave when it's over so you make him watch House of Cards until you're tired and then you can't wait for him to leave in the morning and he texts you in the afternoon asking about work and you debate whether or not to reply.

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Score

Karma is real y'all. For all the times I've left phone chargers at dude's houses, I finally GOT one from a dude. He sells them online. He also gave me an Otter box case cuz my phone didn't have a case. It's so bulky, not sure how I feel about it but FREE!

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He literally looks like a bonobo chimpanzee

Liz telling Roxy like it is 😂

Complete with side by side photo composite 🙈📷

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My tumblr has been deleted for god knows how long, but for whatever reason your page popped in my head today so I had to come and catch up. I can't believe you finally made it out to Hawaii and I wasn't on here to know ahead of time! Hope there was some scandalous vaca sex! - ForeverawaitingtheSunrise

Awww! I've missed reading your posts! I'm glad we popped into your head long enough for you to leave a message. Hawaii was beautiful, and wish we could've gotten together. That would've been awesome! I met up with two Tinder dudes. One of them took me on a catamaran that went up Waikiki. That was amazing. The other I did bone, and then later he took me on a date to this beautiful restaurant on the marina. We still keep in touch via snapchat. I wanna go out there again bad. Thanks for stopping by, girl. Hope you're doing well ☺️ -Roxy

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Single as fuck

Watching Girls, drinking screwdrivers, eating Cheetos. 3 months til I'm 30.