Danielle

Go follow @cigarettesandvideogames it's fab

[disbemahusername]

IM GOIN TO BED

[shestheawesome-deactivated20240]

IM BACK ON MY OTHER BLOG WOOP WOOP

I guess you didn’t learn your lesson.

[disbemahusername]

MWAHAHAHA

[meladoodle]

i love it when people say things like ‘i can’t draw to save my life’ because it makes me  think of someone holding them at gunpoint saying ‘ALRIGHT HERES A PENCIL I WANNA SEE SPONGEBOB IN 45 SECONDS OR UR GONE’

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

yes and i would fucking die do u know how hard spongebob is to draw melanie

[oujioujiouji-deactivated2020021]

[justinyourguts-deactivated20260]

if you have nothing good to say say it

[unclefather]

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[thechanelmuse]

[fiftyshadesofmacygray]

This made tear up for real.

[tyleroakley]

[deatheaters]

Give her hell from us, Peeves!

[i0990]

[dinogore-blog]

when ur parents go out food shopping

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

[obviouslyphelps]

Oliver and Bonnie behind the scenes.

[artanstartansweater-deactivated]

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

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So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

[bbbb123456789-blog1]

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

[jairusthevirus-deactivated20180]

If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

[deadlastdetective]

HEY MATSUDA LET'S GOSSIP ABOUT LIGHT AND L AND HOW THEY'RE TOTALLY BANGING AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOOD AT HIDING IT

Well I mean, they’re really loud… Everyone in HQ can hear them through the walls, we just don’t mention it. because L is a scary man And the handcuffs? Come on, you just wanted an excuse to always be around your boyfriend (friend with benefits? not sure.). You two aren’t fooling anyone. ;)