My quote board

My unhinged thoughts that usually only my Fiancé hears.

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I got will so weak it tells my friends it doesn't like girls when I have a crisis.

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We are all mind readers.

Most can just read their own minds.

But with enough practice and time we can read another.

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We got a frog in our house. Him name Ricky. Him plush and made of stitch and string and fluffy cotton.

But whenever something happens. It was Ricky's fault. He has since grown a frown. I think referencing him is giving him too much power. Now he just stares angrily. I await the day he becomes stronger then us and takes over the city. I don't think he could take the entire world but at least the city probably.

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Anyone else get the large Pure Leaf Tea and then refuse to use a cup.

I just be out here

Slorping

Out the cap of that bad boy.

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It's so hot out this summer I am toasting like some South Asian bread.

It's got my head so foggy I can barely come up with jokes or consider myself male.

Especially because I was raised by women so I am just a little too flamboyant.

Guess for this summer I am Naan-Binary

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As someone who is 6'5" to all my short kings.

God I just wanna pick you up.

First like a brief case I am taking to work but then like a princess I am rescuing from a castle.

They cannot hurt you anymore my little Farquad. Now sit in your booster seat I am taking you home.

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My Fiancé is a non binary magician. She made her yitties dissappear. I have a vague memory of her using a top hat to do it.

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It should be noted that any quotes that I reference from an old Quote board have 0 sexual connotations. I think that's why we would right them down. I recommend a quote board to anyone with roomattes they like. It's awesome.

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Real things on our old quote boards.

1. I have been given express permission to do things, with my mouth

2. How are you going to be afraid of something that eats cum?

3. I know what I need to do! Drink toilet water.

4. What, you think Peppa Pig k1lled the Queen of England?

5. Glad we could chloroform you on your first visit.

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Be me, Dancing by myself. Nothing but the neon lights and the dance floor. Except I'm up against the wall. Staring at my phone. I did not want to come here. I feel so in groove with the music. Disco comfortable. My enemy.

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I could change the light bulb and then my family could afford my funeral.

I could get a job climbing the cellphone towers.

Parachutes don't always work... accidents happen all the time

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She says she is into pet play and then gets pissed off when I get on all fours and eat her grilled cheese off her plate when she wasn't looking.