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Does he eat ass?

He *devours* it

Yeah

Gets his ass eaten, does not eat ass

No

Voting ended onJan 23

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ONE DAY LEFT. HOW MUCH ASS DOES THIS FINE GENTLEMAN DEVOUR?

#active poll #disco elysium #bird's nest roy

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I keep seeing people with different opinions about this so

DOES HE FUCK???

Yes. Profusely.

He used to when he was younger. Not during canon

Not when he was younger. Absolutely fucks during canon.

Yes but only a little

No

Other/nuance/bald/leave in comments

Voting ended onJan 24

By "fuck" I mean "is he sexually active", not "is he horny in canon" (yes) or "do you personally want to fuck him" (statistically speaking, the answer is probably also yes). Does Kim Kitsuragi fuck????

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THREE DAYS LEFT. DOES THIS COOL CRINGE LOSER FUCK?

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #active poll

I had a dream last night that ended with me drawing Roy Mustang and Kim Kitsuragi making out, inspired by the Kim car poll. This blog has begun leaving marks on my subconscious. I know what I need to do today.

#not a poll

The poll about Roy eating ass only having one note as of writing is so fucking funny. 70 people looked at it and went "I have an opinion on this but I will not attach my name or online presence to it in any way". The less notes and the more votes it has, the funnier it gets.

#I hope it stays at one note forever #not a poll

I keep seeing people with different opinions about this so

DOES HE FUCK???

Yes. Profusely.

He used to when he was younger. Not during canon

Not when he was younger. Absolutely fucks during canon.

Yes but only a little

No

Other/nuance/bald/leave in comments

Voting ended onJan 24

By "fuck" I mean "is he sexually active", not "is he horny in canon" (yes) or "do you personally want to fuck him" (statistically speaking, the answer is probably also yes). Does Kim Kitsuragi fuck????

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #I have been sitting on this one for a while #very excited to hear what people have to say because I know people have Opinions about this #active poll

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What car would he drive?

BMW

Mustang

Tesla :(

Mazda

Audi

Honda

Corvette

Bentley

Subaru

Other sports car (comment)

Other cheap car (comment)

Other vintage car (comment)

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

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KIM KITSURAGI DRIVES A MAZDA 🔥🔥🔥

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #closed poll #I finally got around to editing this #pretty sure the pic I used is of the guy who's in a relationship with his car. unironically cool guy. good for him #I'm not implying that Kim fucks his car but I do know that there's fic about it out there #Kim's car is like a butch lesbian daughter to him in my mind #anyways. vintage mazda driver 🫵

Does he eat ass?

He *devours* it

Yeah

Gets his ass eaten, does not eat ass

No

Voting ended onJan 23

#disco elysium #active poll #bird's nest roy #long time no poll #this one was inspired by a reddit post from a year ago that had many wrong takes #it put Kim in the does not eat ass or get his ass eaten tier which I know in my heart is WRONG #I know Harry devours that thang sloppy-style #apologies. I am very sleep deprived.

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What car would he drive?

BMW

Mustang

Tesla :(

Mazda

Audi

Honda

Corvette

Bentley

Subaru

Other sports car (comment)

Other cheap car (comment)

Other vintage car (comment)

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

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VROOM VROOM. A LITTLE OVER ONE DAY LEFT. WHAT CAR DOES THIS FUCKER DRIVE??????

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi

Please feel free to send me asks with dumb poll ideas.l!! I love doing these. The dumber the poll the better.

#if you send me polls ideas for underrated minor characters I'll love you forever #disco elysium #I already have a “does Kim fuck” poll in my drafts #I expect it to be very controversial #but I'm waiting for some other polls to finish up before I post it #not a poll

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Circumcised or Uncircumcised?

Circumcised

Uncircumcised

Accidentally circumcised himself

Circumcised but it grew back (????)

Does not have a dick

Does not have a dick (on account of The Accident)

Foreskin so long he can wear it as a sock

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

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ONE DAY LEFT!

Are y'all not freaking with my circumcision questions or do y'all just not think he's slangin' that fiveskin around like an extra limb? :(

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#glad to see that people still have correct opinions about DE on this site #disco elysium #closed poll

What fic is she writing on Wattpad?

Sasuke x Naruto

FNAF

Pride and Prejudice

Surprisingly feminist Dick Mullen fic

Homestuck

Nancy Drew self-insert fics

Twilight

Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons

Voting ended onNov 8, 2025

#disco elysium #active poll #annette disco elysium #this is just a ploy to get more people to think about my lovely adopted daughter #yeah that's right I adopted her. i fist-fought her mom in front of her shop and won #that's how adoption works right?

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DOES HE FUCK?

Yes.

Oh yeah, for sure.

"Good boy." -Evrart Claire

Voting ended onOct 29, 2025

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The results are in:

EVRART CLAIRE FUCKS OFTEN AND SEVERELY.

#disco elysium #evrart claire #closed poll

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Circumcised or Uncircumcised?

Circumcised

Uncircumcised

Accidentally circumcised himself

Circumcised but it grew back (????)

Does not have a dick

Does not have a dick (on account of The Accident)

Foreskin so long he can wear it as a sock

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

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ONE DAY LEFT!

Are y'all not freaking with my circumcision questions or do y'all just not think he's slangin' that fiveskin around like an extra limb? :(

#disco elysium #shoutout to the 21 enlightened people who have voted so far #no one has voted circumcised yet and you're all correct

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What car would he drive?

Tesla

BMW

Minivan

Prius

Tesla (but in a "nooo guys I'm a liberal" way)

Porsche

Audi

Cybertruck w/ stick figure family + I bought this before Elon went crazy sticker

Other

Voting ended onOct 27, 2025

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TRANT HEIDELSTAM DRIVES A TESLA IN A LIBERAL WAY 🔥🔥🔥

Approximately 63% of participants agree that Trant would drive some sort of Tesla.

#Disco Elysium #trant heidelstam #closed poll

What car would he drive?

BMW

Mustang

Tesla :(

Mazda

Audi

Honda

Corvette

Bentley

Subaru

Other sports car (comment)

Other cheap car (comment)

Other vintage car (comment)

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi

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What car would he drive?

Tesla

BMW

Minivan

Prius

Tesla (but in a "nooo guys I'm a liberal" way)

Porsche

Audi

Cybertruck w/ stick figure family + I bought this before Elon went crazy sticker

Other

Voting ended onOct 27, 2025

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ONE DAY LEFT!!!

#Disco Elysium #trant heidelstam

Circumcised or Uncircumcised?

Circumcised

Uncircumcised

Accidentally circumcised himself

Circumcised but it grew back (????)

Does not have a dick

Does not have a dick (on account of The Accident)

Foreskin so long he can wear it as a sock

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

#nsfw #disco elysium #active poll #also before anyone adds this in the tags #I am european and I know that it's not common everywhere like it is in the US #I've seen a similar poll to this before but I can't find it again so I'm making my own #and adding some things I remember seeing in the tags on the OG post #harry du bois

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