Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap IV

[depsidase]

[discodecahedron]

They're stealing everyone's bones to power their industrial farms

[vinihyperfocus]

I just found out that Goose went through conversion therapy. Transfem Jax is even more important now.

[discodecahedron]

That third tweet sounds like something Caine would say

[discodecahedron]

Some ducks i saw at the park

[isthereaduck]

There are ducks in this post.

[discodecahedron]

Some ducks i saw at the park

[isthereaduck]

There are ducks in this post.

[porcelainbae]

[liawentinsanetonight]

fuck everybody actually😒😕

[discodecahedron]

Fuck me? 🫪

[gooseworx]

If I haven't answered your question, just assume the answer is "you'll have to wait and see"

Also asks are closed FOREVER!

[discodecahedron]

I'm glad you're back Goose. Just wanna let you know I loved tadc and I hope the meanies don't push you off tumblr again

[gooseworx]

If I haven't answered your question, just assume the answer is "you'll have to wait and see"

Also asks are closed FOREVER!

[discodecahedron]

I'm glad you're back Goose. Just wanna let you know I loved tadc and I hope the meanies don't push you off tumblr again

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[discodecahedron]

Some ducks i saw at the park

[snommelp]

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

[finefeatheredfabler]

Quoting a previous reblogger because I’m not reblogging the idiot that tried to guilt trip people into reblogging: Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

[slitherpunk]

the more girls you add to a story the more yuri situations you're able to produce.... something to consider

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[redstonedust]

biggest suspension of disbelief in TV and movies is when the narrative tells you that a character is plain/ugly/unattractive but theyre all cast with hollywood actors in perfect hollywood makeup so the actual gap between them and the 'hot' characters is a spot the difference game.

[ankle-beez]

so i found out the guy who sang "isn't it lovely" in the finale also voiced disappearing guy and immediately got to work

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[discodecahedron]

@i-am-a-fish care to comment?

[discodecahedron]

Hating a piece of media online is so funny to me.

Someone: here's a little thing i made :)

Haters: this is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen. You're a horrible person for creating something less than perfect. I'm going to analyze this to find everything I don't like and make a million posts about how this is a terrible product that should never see the light of day