discontent designer

A collection of rants by a discontent designer.

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design tactics

Compositions are not tactics. A tactic is a plan or strategy. Compositions are layouts and finished pieces are called functional layouts. NOT tactics. Stop using that term, fuckhead.

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dear account person

It’s not your job to comment on creative work, so how about you shut your fuckin’ mouth and y’know, do YOUR job instead.

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stop using jargon

If you WANT to be taken seriously, stop using business jargon. Because when you say, “leverage assets”, you sound like a dumb person trying to MAKE yourself sound smart. Which is really not smart, you dumb fuck.

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graphic designers are babies

Just because someone gets their work done before you, is faster or leaves on time every day, doesn’t give you the right to be such a bitch and whine about it to upper management. Speed up punk, get your shit done on time and for fuck sake, stop being such a goddamn baby about it all.

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work engagement

If you want me to feel engaged, stop telling me how to do it.