‘Focus’ (2015) Sentence Starter Pack
“Will you be my boyfriend? Just for a minute.”
“You’re not a serial killer, are you?”
“That depends, how many times does it take to get to ‘serial’?”
“The more you drink, the more you learn.”
“In that case, I am the foremost expert in Jägerbombs.”
“You know, it may be the roofies talking, but this was really fun.”
“If you had any idea what I was about to do to her… she was gonna be no good to you after that.”
“What kinda stuff we talking about?”
“Saudi bachelor party shit. R. Kelly drop cloth shit.”
“Then why’d you come up here if you’re so smart?”
“Professional curiosity. And I like boobs, figured it was a win-win.”
“He was so shithouse you could have taken his appendix.”
“You really should be more aware.”
“It’s a minor miracle I’m not a hooker right now.”
“Attention is like a spotlight and our job is to dance in the darkness.”
“Human behavior is very predictable.”
“You get their focus, you take whatever you want.”
“'Father’ is a very generous term.”
“Can we skip the part where I speak through thinly veiled allure and lead you to believe that there’s some Earth-shattering hump in the works?”
“There’s no Earth-shattering hump in the works?”
“No thinly veiled allure? No baby voice? No lingering eye contact? That’s all my favorite shit.”
“Does it feel sexy on your face?”
“No one looks at your hands when you got that working for you.”
“Congratulations, you’re a criminal!”
“And if you think for one second that I’m gonna let your mother talk to me like that, you’re fucking crazy! I’m a grown-ass man!”
“He uh, financed his own line of gravy.”
“You hittin’ that? You should hit that. I’d totally hit that.”
“Who was the cop with the wandering hands?”
“Who hits on a grieving widow?”
“I think we should start with oral. Just sayin’.”
“I’ve been in this for a really, really long time and I’ve never seen anything like you.”
“I was actually talking about the sex.”
“Oh please, there’s a thousand hoes, baby.”
“You’re just layin’ there. I’m like, come on, is this thing on?”
“There’s two kinds of people in this world. There’s hammers and there’s nails.”
“Is this a bad time to mention I don’t really like football.”
“It’s just an expression, hard to explain. Rough translation: ‘I’m fucked’.”
“She sounds like my wife.”
“It’s crazy, I know, but it will be his fault, not yours.”
“You have got some big fucking balls.”
“I’m the blind mouse? You’re such an asshole!”
“Now, just what part of the plan calls for trays of Appletinis? Pledging a sorority?”
“A little small on top for my taste.”
“One man’s small is another man’s perfection. It’s like breasts are subjective, opinion topics.”
“Hey, you need to put some clothes on.”
“There’s Australian people here. Just sayin’, they shipped all those people down there for a reason.”
“You don’t know me, remember?”
“Stop touching my shit, _____”
“Whatever you want, I can keep you safe.”
“I’d really like to show you all the things I’ve learned. Like how I play men. Like how I just played you.”
“I think you’re losing it, that was pathetic.”
“'I’ll keep you safe?’ What was what? Does that work? Does that get you laid?”
“You must be really turned on with all these beautiful women here.”
“Oh dear God, please never make that face again. I don’t even want to know what that means.”
“Everybody knows you’re a lesbian, it’s completely fine.”
“There’s a lazy Sunday softness to your generation. Makes me uncomfortable.”
“Sarcasm. Another pillar of your generation. You wanna tell somebody to ‘fuck off’? Tell 'em to 'fuck off’.”
“With friends like you who needs luck?”
“There’s a science to getting people to trust you.”
“She’s been driving me crazy. Hanging around, flirting, teasing. The minute I try to get her up to my room - a headache! A period, right? The world’s longest period!”
“That time of the month. It’s like a crime scene.”
“I have Scrabble in my room.”
“I was trying to steal his watch!”
“It’s what I’m good at and I like it!”
“You did all of this to make me jealous?”
“You can’t believe I lied? Oh, that’s so rich from you.”
“You’re always lying, ____! I don’t know when you’re telling the truth.”
“Here’s the thing about lying. Fucks up all your options.”
“He is not gonna die. Probably.”
“I cannot believe you made me shoot you.”
“I like you, honey, you can take a punch.”
“And then the girl walked in.”
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