The Young and the Old - Out of Touch
You're so old that when you lie about your age, you tell the truth.
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@insultsandcomebacks
The Young and the Old - Out of Touch
You're so old that when you lie about your age, you tell the truth.
Brains - Emotionally Retarded
Don't you think you're taking this a little too well?
Character - Sluts and Man-Whores
If you were a girl, you'd be called a ho.
Famous Lip - Celebs with Comebacks
Clare Booth Luce: "Age before beauty"
Dorothy Parker: "Pearls before swine"
Looks - Fat
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 747
Brains - Just Plain Stupid
Ever wonder what life would have been like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
The Young and the Old - Aging Bodies
Does it take twice as long to look half as good?
Counter-Attacks - Invoking the Classics
Up yours!
Famous Lip - Celebs on Brains
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
-Abraham Lincoln, target unknown.
Counter-Attacks; When it's time to strike back
Rehearse these lines, so you'll be ready for any barb hurled your way--no momentum killing pause, no stumbling over your words, no thinking of the perfect comeback hours too late. This is your moment to shine, when you can truly put your skills to the test and leave others in your comeback wake.
Brains - Lacking in Skills
One of the defining characteristics of writes is the fact that they write.
Counter-Attacks - Shutting Them Up
Why are you even talking?
Famous Lip - Celebs with Comebacks
Noel Coward: "You look almost like a man."
Edna Ferber: "So do you.
Counter-Attacks; When it's time to strike back
For a particularly mean insult, you'll want to have an equally cutting reply. For the complete idiots, or the utterly demented, make sure your retort expresses just how unoriginal or nonsensical your attackers are. Or, when you've simply had enough, unleash an end-all line that will shut them up for good.
Brains - The Classic: One Short, Two Shy
You're a few Bradys short of a bunch.
Counter-Attacks - Invoking the Classics
Shut your pie hole!
Looks - Poor Hygiene
May I suggest some manscaping?