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Allie. What are you sluts up to? Oklahoma.

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

[ambiguoustimes]

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when i'm wearing something that i bought on sale

person: nice shirt

me: thanks i bought it on sale

[elektranatchios]

[sarcastic-clapping]

me finding out i was wrong about something: wow……another example of the mandela effect…..

person: no you’re not in a different universe you’re just wrong

me: oh man the berenstain universe sure is wild……..

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Anytime I make a mistake in AP style...

[slam-a-zon]

I live and breathe for my new favorite villain of all time. Seriously though. Send help. I have a problem.

[pawnees]

[luthienblack-deactivated2017041]

[obamawhitehouse]

Thanks for eight great years. Tonight, President Obama returns home to say his grateful farewell to you—and you’ll be able to watch live right here on Tumblr.

[ka1ju]

possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

[vvexpyke]

ok what the hell is the x files

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

news story: *breaks 18 seconds ago* 

one of you losers: so i guess none of you are fucking talking about- 

[ungifable]

[the-autumn-queen]

[scullytomymulderxfiles]

[stability]

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I’ve heard this on the radio so many times I thought I was going nuts. But this fire. (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W81kjiFGtqE)

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Joanne the Scammer