professional hater and known public nuisance

Jack. 31. he/him. i am only here to freebase this website’s chaotic energy. iwtv, hannibal, succession, severance, iasip, arrested development, other things. mostly memes.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that

[dogpuppy]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[passion-of-l0vers]

yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…

[passion-of-l0vers]

but also OUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHIIIIEEEEE

[passion-of-l0vers]

[passion-of-l0vers]

cut myself on the same finger while trying to cut a bagel…. idk how to romanticize this one guys

[bucketofcrows]

you have to fuck the bagel now

[passion-of-l0vers]

i have to fuck the bagel.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

i am so glad its not my job to go to the moon i would have no idea how to do that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

trauma dashboard

[end0parasite]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[sillystigmata]

Help me

[salvnder]

male coworkers after you joke with them a little bit

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[notkatniss]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[reverendyoda]

[greenlabcoat]

im not a "good boy" im nuanced. also i hurt strangers for no reason sometimes

[themoonandmyman]

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[bifauxnenarmand]

daniel molloy, complete the holy trinity and you will be reincarnated as armand’s vibrator

[bifauxnenarmand]

close enough 💕