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godlikedyke

this is so fucking wild to me I can’t stop laughing literally no wonder the perceived top shortage exists

godlikedyke

Grading and retries…?

segamascott

we've all been there

passumbapper

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

innerchildabortionclinic

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that

dogpuppy

#regret to report ive smoked with both of my parents #i don’t see it as that different than drinking with parents #but also let be real my parents are also not exceptional at acting like parents. so there’s that #not particularly skilled at setting or following normative parental boundaries. historically.

fishpondfish

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

passion-of-l0vers

yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…

passion-of-l0vers

but also OUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHIIIIEEEEE

passion-of-l0vers

cut myself on the same finger while trying to cut a bagel…. idk how to romanticize this one guys

bucketofcrows

you have to fuck the bagel now

passion-of-l0vers

i have to fuck the bagel.

deanwinchesterapologist

i am so glad its not my job to go to the moon i would have no idea how to do that

innerchildabortionclinic

trauma dashboard

end0parasite

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

powerbottombrucespringsteen

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”