professional hater and known public nuisance

Jack. 31. he/him. i am only here to freebase this website’s chaotic energy. iwtv, hannibal, succession, severance, iasip, arrested development, other things. mostly memes.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

i am so glad its not my job to go to the moon i would have no idea how to do that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

trauma dashboard

[end0parasite]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[sillystigmata]

Help me

[salvnder]

male coworkers after you joke with them a little bit

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[notkatniss]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[reverendyoda]

[greenlabcoat]

im not a "good boy" im nuanced. also i hurt strangers for no reason sometimes

[themoonandmyman]

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[bifauxnenarmand]

daniel molloy, complete the holy trinity and you will be reincarnated as armand’s vibrator

[bifauxnenarmand]

close enough 💕

[deathgroupie]

half man ending in the late 2010s is crazy because you know for a fact people in universe are immediately making and posting shit like this

[violentoffender]

[theweirdwideweb]

[rimonoroni2]

unfortunately very true. Doing Better does not always mean never being upset or never being triggered or never having trouble. often Doing Better means experiencing those things and being able to keep going/cope healthily/move on. if you’re in a bubble with no sensation, if you’re numbing yourself out, that’s not what recovering really is. it won’t help you have a happier life it’ll just make your world smaller and smaller until you can’t fit anywhere anymore. gotta learn to make peace with the hard stuff too, that’s the only way to keep going

[ktempestbradford]

I did not come into Tumblr dot com to be called out in this way.

[kushblazer666]