FUCK MERFOLK

(semi-independent aquarium/merstuck Karkat blog) {all interactions are online unless stated otherwise and mun is 18+}

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

THIS HAS BEEN A LESS THAN STELLER DAY.

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JUST GONNA PRETEND THAT THING YOU JUST REBLOGGED DIDNT APPLY TO ME.

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I HAVE TO GO PICK UP MY GIRLFRIEND FROM THE DORMS SO IM HEADING OUT, DOES ANYONE NEED ME BEFORE I LEAVE.

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Karkat was actually about to comment on that when Bro explained and he laughed nuzzling the Mer. “You’ve been both around me.” The kiss to his head makes Karkat redden a bit but thankfully Bro can’t see that. The trill comes as a unexpected surprise and he just carefully squeezes Bro tighter leaning into the affection.

[libidinoussiren]

"The only time I’m even remotely soft is when we’re cuddling." The tight grip makes Bro trill again, softer than before. It’s not long before he starts to hum, fingers running through Karkat’s hair again. He’s one of the few Bro know he can trust to touch him gently.

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

"I'll take that as a compliment." Karkat really likes that trill and he takes to rubbing Bros back head leaning into the fingers going through his hair. This is nice and relaxing. "Don't dry out okay?" Bro had been out of water for a bit and Karkat didn't want Bro feeling uncomfortable because of him.

[rosewalsh2016]

Finished an earlier WIP. It’s still a bit rough, but I like it.

Lionfish Merman!Karkat

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

GETTING PISSED AT ME FOR STAYING LATE FOR WORK IS NOT REALLY THE BEST THING TO DO.

[merbetta-deactivated20150609]

you should bring your girlfriend in back sometime

just lemme know ahead of time that youre gonna do it if you do

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

TEREZI WOULD SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH HER SHRILL LAUGH. SHES ALSO CRAZY BUSY SO I DONT SEE HER A LOT.

ILL SEE IF I CANT BRING HER TO VISIT THOUGH.

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

GETTING PISSED AT ME FOR STAYING LATE FOR WORK IS NOT REALLY THE BEST THING TO DO.

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

"Thanks for the vote of confidence."

Karkat despite the harassment really was fond of Bro, Dave was his friend but Bro was just..special. Hell if Karkat could put his finger on it, but he liked behind here close like this. Pressing a soft kiss to the Mer damn chest Karkat smiled. “You are a giant softie.”

[libidinoussiren]

"I’m only soft around certain people." He nuzzles int Karkat’s hair and presses a kiss to the top of his head, shifting just a little bit. "No that wasn’t a bad joke either, don’t even think about it." 

He’s aware of just how warm Karkat is, and kind of snuggles closer to him, a single trill slipping past his lips to state his happiness. 

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

Karkat was actually about to comment on that when Bro explained and he laughed nuzzling the Mer. "You've been both around me." The kiss to his head makes Karkat redden a bit but thankfully Bro can't see that. The trill comes as a unexpected surprise and he just carefully squeezes Bro tighter leaning into the affection.

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

IM REALLY SORRY AND IF I CAN HELP PLEASE TELL ME OKAY? I CARE A LOT ABOUT YOU DONT FORGET THAT.

[libidinoussiren]

i wont forget it

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

GOOD

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

BRO DO YOU WANT ME TO COME HUG YOU?

[libidinoussiren]

i dont know what i want right now

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

IM REALLY SORRY AND IF I CAN HELP PLEASE TELL ME OKAY? I CARE A LOT ABOUT YOU DONT FORGET THAT.

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IS THAT APPROVAL FROM DIRK, OH MY GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING.

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So he’s in a mood, you don’t blame him and decide to for the moment not be a abrasive fuck. “Yea well it’s been proven humans are giant dicks.” You sigh softly sitting near him but no where close enough that it’s friendly. Dirk and you didn’t seem to be friends, assholes...

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

You frown but don't dare push it. You had gotten bit once and that had hurt like a bitch, you still had the scar on your hand. "Fine. If he doesn't show up soon I'm putting you in."

You don't touch him but you do dig through your bag and pull out a water bottle and offering it up. "Don't dry out because you're stubborn."

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

Dude are you like a human hater or something?

WOW WHAT A QUESTION. NO I DONT HATE HUMANS, WHAT I DO HATE IS ASSHOLES WHO THINK JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS FINS AND A TAIL INSTEAD LEGS THAT MERS ARENT INTELLIGENT. MERS ARE REALLY FUCKING SMART IM FRIENDS WITH TWO AND MAYBE A THIRD. THEY DESERVE TO BE TREATED WITH SOME FUCKING RESPECT NOT STUCK IN SOME DUMB TANK GETTING POKED AND PRODDED AT. PEOPLE WOULD START SHIT IF HUMANS WERE IN CAGES BUT WE DONT GIVE A SHIT WHEN ITS OTHERWISE?DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE MER ACTIVISTS EITHER. MY BROTHER IS ONE AND THEY DONT DO SHIT TO HELP. IM NOT DOING MUCH GOOD HERE BUT IM TRYING TO TREAT THEM LIKE PEOPLE AND HAVE SOME FUCKING COMMON CURTESY. IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT A PERSON LOOKS LIKE YOU SHOULDNT JUDGE THEM BY THAT. MERS SHOULDNT BE STUCK IN TANKS AND TREATED LIKE PETS. END OF FUCKING DISCUSSION.

[libidinoussiren]

another black pearl

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

BRO DO YOU WANT ME TO COME HUG YOU?

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“Why don’t we skip the drowning and you be my hero regardless.” Karkat grins up at Bro humming at the touch. It felt good and he nuzzles into Bros chest breathing deeply. “I sink like a fucking rock, there’s not much hope for a rock to learn to swim.”

[libidinoussiren]

"You can do it, you’ll e a good swimmer too." 

He slips his fingers down and then just hugs Karkat, resting his head atop the human’s head. In the years Karkat had been working here Bro had given him such a hard time, but he was glad Karkat put up with him. He doesn’t know what he’d do if he weren’t around for a cuddle every now and then.

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

"Thanks for the vote of confidence."

Karkat despite the harassment really was fond of Bro, Dave was his friend but Bro was just..special. Hell if Karkat could put his finger on it, but he liked behind here close like this. Pressing a soft kiss to the Mer damn chest Karkat smiled. "You are a giant softie."

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

Sneaking in

[disgruntledobserver-blog]

Have you mentioned Dirk is an idiot lately, if not Dirk is a fucking idiot and you just step out of the damn way letting the asshole fall onto the mat. Thank god that was there otherwise you would have tried to catch him and yea Dirk would have bit you and once was more than enough.

"Nice manners dick." You sit down and fish out two kit kat bars and hand them over. "Would it kill you to say please for once. Or is that word just not in your vocabulary."

[txkeyourheart]

"Manners, like the imprisonment of sentient beings, is for humans." you unwrap the candy, laying there on the ground like the trash you are while you eat. You stare up at the ceiling, sky unseen beyond it.

Unwrapping the second bar you look at the tank.

"You should make John come help me back in" you state bluntly, flicking a candy bar wrapper aside, your tail flicking from one side to the other. "Thank you."

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So he's in a mood, you don't blame him and decide to for the moment not be a abrasive fuck. "Yea well it's been proven humans are giant dicks." You sigh softly sitting near him but no where close enough that it's friendly. Dirk and you didn't seem to be friends, assholes to each other yea but not friends. Which sucked considering you liked Mers a lot and seemed to be one of the few who treated them with any kind of respect.

"I could help you in. Getting John could take a while especially if he's busy." You made the offer, let Dirk do with it what he will. You do however mutter "You're welcome." At his thanks.

[taskforcetengu-deactivated20210]

*picks up a human* what the fuck? *shakes it a little* what the fuck?