Sexy Curvy Nerdy

**NSFW/ 18+**The name is Sam and I'm a married bisexual nerd. Into ddlg and various kinks. Kink friendly, body positive, and into a ton of fandoms. I post OC and accept submissions-just please be creative.

[petgreif]

[nicostiel]

“I think something’s wrong with me. I make friends, then suddenly I can’t bear to be with any of them. Seems like that other me, the cheerful and honest one, went away somewhere.”

— Kiki’s Delivery Service 魔女の宅急便

[anxietyproblem]

[female-twink-deactivated2021032]

Also instead of “problem behaviour” call it “distressed behaviour” for a more accurate picture of what the person is actually facing

[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[insaneinspireddreamer]

[rileyr0123]

[captain-winchester-27-deactivat]

Holy fuck😂

[satans-gal-pal]

We’ve reverted back to 2011-era tumblr.

[computationalcalculator]

you can tell that’s an old gif because that’s not even the color of the dashboard anymore

[spidyspence]

[positivexcellence]

x

[positivelypastelpink]

[brendonuriesource]

“I love the energy that comes from Brendon Urie, he’s one of the most energetic, motivated people I’ve ever been around. And just in terms of him being a performer, like if you’ve ever seen P!ATD perform live, you know he’s one of the best vocalists and showmen that we have.“

Taylor Swift.

[lesbiansforboromir]

I’m bored I’m bored I’m bored of elves being just white humans who are all conventionally attractive and hairless!!! This is a whole separate species of creature who can sometimes reach 8 ft in height!!! Described as eerily beautiful but also often frightful to look upon, their eyes GLOW like jesus christ draw elves as the slightly-too-long slightly-too-strange cryptids that they deserve to be!! Acknowledge Beren and Aragorn as the lowkey monsterfuckers they are!!!!

[sapphiction-deactivated20220407]

For real though. I think the closest they have come was with the portrayal of Galadriel. Like yes, she’s equally gorgeous, white and hairless as all the rest of them but at least they didn’t downplay the fact that she is eerie as fuck and she’s terrifying. She’s not intimidating just because she’s stunning, she’s intimidating because she is powerful to the point that most of the fellowship are dead afraid of her. And we got to see a glimpse of her dark side and I don’t know about y’all but I was 11 when I saw the FOTR for the first time and that scene scared the ever loving fuck out of me.

[bonoparty]

Give us ethnically diverse elves!! Jirt only really gave us their eye and hair colors so GET CREATIVE PEOPLE

Makes me think of

idahlrillion

Why do you draw so many elves with dark skin? I do not judging, but interesting. To create more variety when there are so many characters is

[bonoparty]

Actually now I have to add on

EXAMPLES

[gilorestel]

Elves don’t reproduce quickly enough to get this divers. Not saying they can’t have slight differences in skin color, but… EVERYONE IS CLOSELY RELATED. So you’d have to stick with one look, maybe two.

[lesbiansforboromir]

False! Tolkien elves didn’t evolve from a common ancestor, they are all descended from the 144 unique and individually created cuivienen elves so there are about 20,000 possible racial combinations you could go for and diverse skin tones and appearances are actually far more likely than homogeneity

[catsbrew-blogs]

Also! Its fiction! You hold the power to make it true!

[elfwreck]

Bring on the diverse elves. 

144 uniquely, specifically created ancestors

A few thousand years of magic

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

Y'alllll I have what you want.

-Elves, distinctly inhuman (but beautiful).

-Elves, autistic coded (and written by an autistic woman).

-Elves, specifically described as ranging in tone from actual white to actual black and everything in between.

-Elves, some of whom are queer, nbd. One is ace/aro, two are bisexual, one is a lesbian, and one who is mentioned is pansexual.

-Elves, for whom magic is a form of technology.

-Elves, with their very own conlang that isn’t a re-hashing of Tolkien’s conlangs.

-Elves, who are both otherworldly and sadly human in nature.

-Elves!!! And the people who fuck them/want to fuck them.

-Also like a world-ending crisis and lots of glorious world building.

If you are interested, please check out Mornnovin, by Alyssa Marie Bethancourt:

Mornnovin

Loral enasa Raia is the last member of an elven family that has existed since the dawn of recorded time, and the weight of that responsibili

If you want a sample, just search for Mornnovin on Amazon. You can get the first chapter to hook you tell you if it’s your jam.

[nevertickleasleepingniffler]

"I'm still figuring out who I am, but I know I'm not who I was."

- Brendon Urie

[refinery29]

Watch: Leslie Jones gave a touching tribute to Whoopi Goldberg about why representation matters

Gifs: The View

[stillrestlesstymes]

Just beautiful <3 @lemonade-time

[medie]

oh my god. Imagine being Whoopi and hearing that though.

Well, when I was nine years old Star Trek came on,“ Goldberg says. “I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, ‘Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!’ I knew right then and there I could be anything I wanted to be.” - See more at: http://www.startrek.com/database_article/goldberg-whoopi#sthash.gKeuf3XI.dpuf

That’s three generations. Nichelle Nichols to Whoopi Goldberg to Leslie Jones.

Originally posted by geekandsundry

Representation fucking matters.

[unwinona]

REPRESENTATION

MATTERS

[glittangrease]

🐰☁️

[millennialsargueback]

[relationshipsgoal]

[starbucks-whore]

Let me ride you.

[meemotrash]

I blob you too beebo

[nb-incubus]

Oh god I really want some like,, encouraging & praising domination ….. like, someone fucking me so deep and hard that I’m almost in tears, and they keep kissing me and telling me how good it feels and how well I’m doing and that they’ll be so proud of me if I last a little longer….. hhhhh

[three-cheers-for-pretty-odd]

I think we all know who the Greatest Showman really is…

[brendonuriesource]

Brendon Urie for RockSound.