disintegrating ballerina

aka partygirlvettel grossest grimiest weird girl with a phd in being extremely offputting free palestine

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[xrd]

The thoughtful and heartfelt pervert has logged on

[disintegratingballerina]

simply the best ever.....

[smegmafactory4prez]

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

[tall]

[callmeyesterday5943]

HERE IT IS. THIS IS THE BREAKING ABBEY SKIT FROM THE COLBERT REPORT

Yes, it was recorded from clips with BANDICAM don't @ me-

Please enjoy essentially, lost media, gang

[mtxyqmpsfqklt]

[presentablemichael]

[consulships]

the early cruncher gets the unelectable worm

[eyetalianhandgestures-deactivat]

Me at the gay club: so when are we gonna hear some simon n garfunkel

[eyetalianhandgestures-deactivat]

Me at the gay club: so when are we gonna hear some simon n garfunkel

[eyetalianhandgestures-deactivat]

Me at the gay club: so when are we gonna hear some simon n garfunkel

[eyetalianhandgestures-deactivat]

Me at the gay club: so when are we gonna hear some simon n garfunkel