the chopping block

im here because twitter is dead

[swagophile]

The Left wants you to hate dogs but i'm never going to listen. i #Love #Puppies. I'm gonna be a dog lover til the day i love and Woke will never take that from me #KEEPDOGLOVING

[disney-fundamentalist]

guy who is actually named Current Resident and his mailroom keeps throwing out everything that comes in for him

[disney-fundamentalist]

tracking down and following around right wing IRL streamers and playing katy perry really loud so they get DMCAed

[swagophile]

not enough love going around for Loser Girl With Glasses can we get some more love going around for all the girls with greasy unwashed hair and glasses that are all fogged up and smudgy because her skins oily and she still hasnt taken a shower yet. lets give her some love too. please

[disney-fundamentalist]

on a plane and the passengers are getting loud with me cause i called a the guy giving out free drinks a “steward” every one is like dude no we dont say that shit any more. other stewards are coming down the aisle now

[swagophile]

women keep trying to feed me small pellets of food and i'm really really scared

[disney-fundamentalist]

do you smell that? i think its “gottenintoyoudog”,,,

[disney-fundamentalist]

i have been afflicted with an onion-borne illness. its a lot like a food-borne illness, just more specific.

[disney-fundamentalist]

need me an alt baddie who will learn my schedule and pop up randomly throughout my days like shes trying to court me in stardew valley

[swagophile]

Ive figured it out. After a lot of investigating, digging, lots of research, I've figured out what True Punk is. I've cracked the code. True Punk is when you're nice to me and sweet to me and maybe eveb my friend if your a girl whos nice and likes the things i like. Thats the only way to be punk

[swagophile]

they led me to water and i drank it no problem. i had a ton of water, even. wasnt an idsue. i think horses are just dumb

[bish0ps]

"I love you more than life" Trite and lowkey dangerous

"I love you more than phone" contemporary declaration of devotion

[charl0ttan]

putting my female package in his male box🔥🔥📭is that anything. mailbox📫📪📫shaking it at u

[disney-fundamentalist]

beam me down, scotty

[disney-fundamentalist]

oh my god i love my bitch wife so much. she is so hot she is everything to me. i love my bitch wife so much

[boylanky]

Putting up posters because I lost that dog in me

[disney-fundamentalist]

tryna find an alt baddie that can identify different trees