Send an emoji to ask my muse an unhinged question
🐓 - ever been attacked by a bird?
🔮 - what’s the fifth search result on bing when you search your zodiac sign?
🧇 - are the wax figures alive, and, follow-up question, can you survive the wax man uprising?
🍗 - boneless chicken?? where are the bones?? did you take them??
🦧 - ever been abducted by sasquatch, or known someone who was?
🐟 - ever been cornobbled? did you deserve it? did you eat the fish afterward?
🍀 - ever found a four leaf clover? did you put it in your salad within the following seventy-five minutes?? everyone knows the luck doesn’t apply if you don’t eat the clover with thousand island dressing within the following seventy-five minutes after finding it, Sheryl.
☠️ - you have fifteen seconds to exorcise your great great grandmother, how are you going about it?
🍇 - what kind of jelly would you be willing to eat by the spoonful right out of the jar?
🌾 - thoughts on the two-legged horse? would you sing along to the song?
🍁 - ever eaten a maple leaf?
♟ - could you name all of the chess pieces and pronounce them all backwards before the clock strikes midnight?
🧦 - do you think “sock” should be two words?
🤌 - *hands you a turtle frog* we will be married in the morning
🎮 - ever killed a dolphin? ever been killed by a dolphin?
🪱 - how many worms do you think a hippopotamus eats each year without realizing?
🦀 - are you familiar with the term “crabjago”?
🎩 - I think you should go on a dinner date with the babadook. don’t be shy, just give it a try. eat some pie and look up at the sky. if it won’t fly then, heh, goodbye.
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