[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

[redchrominance]

spanish

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

[tainbocuailnge]

me talking to a therapist: I’m just feeling very :mothman3: lately you know?

my therapist: for the last time I will not add your mothman emojis to the server you’re gonna have to pay for nitro if you want me to understand a single thing you say

me: :mothman7:

[oscar-feeds-cacti]

I just opened this hellsite for like the first time in months and looked through my liked. How did this person accurately predict the use of voice chat programs for therapy pre-quarantine.

@tainbocuailnge youre a fucking oracle.

[catchymemes]

[esoanem]

One good thing to come from the pubs being open again already

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[trashyinpastel]

Mamma Mia is Greek mythology

[the-memedaddy]

me📱irl

[iconicpopstar]

honestly nothing fazes me anymore, donald trump could make the john green cock monologue publicly and I would be like okay 

[catchymemes]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[bunjywunjy]

YO WHAT THE FUCK, THE LATEST ANDROID UPDATE LETS YOU COMBINE EMOJIS

[bunjywunjy]

this is my vibe for the next 3 weeks

[bunjywunjy]

hearteyes + eyeroll comes from behind as a strong contender for most hilarious combo

[discord-emoji]

WHAT

[thesealfriend]

Here's a handful of my favourites xD

[rslashrats]

hhhhhhhhh please follow back i NEED u too the remmy rat emo edit i made

reblog this post with the image and i will be able to. see

[imrats]

[did-you-know]

[did-you-know]

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[belovedsheith]

I am American and I have never seen photos like this. I had no idea there are borders like this. Even though I LOVE the idea of open borders, I am staring at these pictures like “wait…people can just…walk across some stones or grass and BE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY??? and nobody stops them?? how does that WORK?!” So you can tell that my country’s propaganda has gotten to me by convincing me that this CAN’T work even though…it…obviously can. These pics just seem unreal to me. I’ve been taught my whole life that this can’t exist. In 27 years no one has ever sat me down and gone, look, here’s how it is elsewhere. It isn’t impossible at all.

[kibibarel]

Humans in the Pokemon world likely lay eggs

please don’t revive this debate, i already spent a frankly inordinate amount of time discussing it that one time…

[supreme-leader-stoat]

You ever see a kind of discourse you were previously unaware of barrelling past you at 120 MPH in the opposite direction on the interstate?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[triforce-princess]

i love this scene in brawl cuz its like, here’s link taking a casual stroll in the woods. yoshi is there