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If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

#me

i thought this boxing movie was gay enough

#.......dont ask me about the ending #mango speaks

invades

so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth

invades

spbbee

arielrebekah

if u ever meet a boy who says his favorite show is family guy then u need to run. run away from him as fast as u can and never look back

nyctosaurid

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

clinties-deactivated20140712

WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

nyctosaurid

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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madisonbraden

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

mistressazariel

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now

thugilly

There is a special place in hell for people who say they are just gonna have a sip of your water and thEN DRINK THE WHOLE FUCKING THING

i want to die o wait i am dead

#mango speaks

lindsayjones

PHOTO EVIDENCE OF OUR PRIOR ENGAGEMENT

We just received our engagement photos (we took them shortly before the wedding), and we could not love them more! It was fantastic working with such fun and professional artists (yes, the two can co-exist) who made our shoot unbelievably memorable.

Here are just a few of the many, many that we took!

THANK YOU, from the bottom of our hearts, to:

Tony and Elena Smith with Smith Photography in Kyle, TX ( Smith Photography on Facebook )

Jessi Pagel with Fire Makeup ( @FireMakeup )

#a-a-a-aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #omfg #its haPPENING

ow my head hurts

#so...ill be drawing.......#or maybe i should go to sleep???#its 1 am lol #mango speaks

milk water

#mango speaks #does it exist???#idk #no one knows

romancerainbow

darthouse

This is actually disgusting. Forcing a child who doesn’t know any better to do something just because you believe in it. No child should be made to wear Crocs in public please stop this.